Not a week goes by when I don’t use “Excuse my beauteeeeee!” and “Because I like tans on my legs, not on my face!” in casual conversation, so I must give a special brow pencil-lined thanks to Dlisted reader Amanda for keeping the hope of Stephanie Yellowhair’s return to television (hopefully not on Cops) alive! As of August 2011, the hottest bitch in the Circle K was alive and well….back in the clink again. Stephanie was busted in Albuquerque, NM and I’m guessing she was put in cuffs for working her looks or for killing lesser hos with glamour (SPOILER ALERT: She was arrested for DWI).
Miss Stephanie also has a Facebook page, which is where my eyeballs have been living for the past few weeks, and a now abandoned blog. I will continue to bring you updates on this highly important story.
And if you haven’t seen the sole reason why motion picture recording devices were invented, please watch this in its entirety and memorize every one of Stephanie’s lines. There will be a quiz in the morning.
That cop and Stephanie are truly the Laurel & Hardy of this and every generation. SHUT UHHHHHHHHHP!