Alicia Silverstone Bird Feeds Her Baby
Alicia Silverstone named her son Bear Blu, so you already know she's got bark burns on her arms from hugging trees so much. Alicia is strictly vegan, doesn't wear animal shit on her body and loves Mother Nature's creatures so much that she even takes feeding tips from them. On her blog The Kind Life, Alicia told the world that she feeds her 11-month-old son by chewing on some vegan food and letting him eat it out of her mouth. And there's video too!
You know, there's a few hippie hos in my life, so I try to keep an open mind to their nature fucking ways, but what in the saliva stew hell, Cher?! I have so many questions about Alicia food frenching with her kid, so thankfully Fox411 asked a few experts to give us the pros and cons of this mess:
Dr. Jennifer Landa, M.D: “There are those who think that a mom chewing a baby’s food provides helpful enzymes from her mouth but it doesn’t seem like a hygienic practice. Various viruses and bacteria, but especially herpes virus, may be passed from mother to baby. These microbes present a challenge that the infant’s immune system may not be ready for. So the practice is questionable for safety, and then, there’s a certain ick factor here that needs to be considered.”Family therapist Melody Brooke: “A lot of moms chew a portion of their baby’s food; it’s often a very natural transition. But this just looks really funny, like Alicia is making out with her son. There is nothing terribly wrong with it, it just looks really weird.”
Heather Lounsbury, the founder of LiveNaturalLiveWell.com: “I'm sure Alicia is brushing her teeth regularly as to not expose her baby to bacteria in her mouth. It is dangerous to try and live in a completely sterile environment, because it's impossible. And it doesn't allow for the body to fight minor infections so it can fight more serious illnesses it may be exposed to.”
It's Alicia's kid, Alicia's mouth, Alicia's chewed up food and if she's okay with her child spitting up drool into her eatin' hole, then that's okay with me and it's none of my damn business. But I'd probably have a totally different response if I was in a restaurant, eating my pancakes and watched Alicia put her food processor mouth to use by chewing up her food. I would not be amused to see little Bear's eyes light up as he tied a napkin around his neck to suck the food out of his mom's mouth. No. Take that shit to the trees, you Nelly Furtado ass ho! Flap, flap, flap! I think I see a worm up there.
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* Hope she gave up sucking dick when she decided on this new hobby *
typical dumb bitch...passing her fucking nasty germs over to her adorable little baby
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She always reminded me of a dirty f**king pig and now it's true. That is digusting. Does she suck on her husband's peen and then chomp on her son's dinner? gross.
Oh, I guess the protein's in the miso itself. The cast iron notion makes sense, but how much iron can it provide, even over time?
What's 7 times 7?
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Submitted by liverwurst on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:25pm.
Guess what? You're not a fucking bird.
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I read this twice, and it still makes me laugh my fool head off. Direct and to the point, liverwurst.
This is just all shades of wrong. I understand the one or two chews parents give to soften something very tough food up but she chewed; MULTIPLE TIMES and then passed it over to him. Gah!
I like Alicia but this....there are no words.
Don't you just love when one of these girls has a kid (dogs and rats do it too) and suddenly they are a freaking very important expert on everything? The poor kid. The husband probably thought he was marrying A movie star and surprise he got this slob. Bait and switch.
Submitted by Gingah on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 9:47pm.
I'm not a food nazi by any stretch. But if you go by
Dr Furhman's book Eat to Live there is more nutrient dense protein in spinich than steak. I think vegan diet is healthy..but vegans in general can be so obnoxious and self rightous they make me want sell pig's ear bracelets in front of the local co-op (while eating skewers of rare meat).
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I literally have to eat meat to live, due to my anemia, my allergy to synthesized iron, and it also seems I'm not really able to process iron from vegetables.
I hate those who generalize and say that being a vegetarian/vegan is a superior choice, and the "weak" people can't commit to it.
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I'm rolling at the tortilla/bread face wipe."
I do too, afterwards. Live, it's sort of gross. :)
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I bet the kid is getting used to cigarette-flavored food. How long can mommy keep this up?
Some parents kiss their kids on the lips. I can't look; it's kind of gross.
Geesus that is so fucked up. Why is that room so ugly? Why is that electrical outlet so high up on the wall?
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 3:52pm.
I knew this woman who still breast-fed her son when he was over three years old. While we were talking in my living-room he just unbuttoned her blouse, took out a boob and started drinking while standing up, one arm leaning on the couch like he was in a bar. She just continued talking to me as if nothing was happening, until she saw my shocked face that is.
Bwahahahahahah!
Whole new meaning to the term "titty bar"!
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The past, present and future all walk into a bar... it was really tense.
Regarding the breatfeeding - It's so natural for the kids if that's all they know, but i couldn't do it.
Finally just watched the video, UGH. Bitch, you are not a bird!!
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
I thought she died years ago. I even mourned it. But here she is doing stupid stuff. It's okay if you feel the need to break the food down for them... but theres no need of actually feeding it to them mouth to mouth. You can just put it in your hand and to the baby. And just chew it a little, don't get al your saliva on it. Urgh. But anyways, who died that time?
Kind of a weird place for a wall socket, no?
I'm not a food nazi by any stretch. But if you go by
Dr Furhman's book Eat to Live there is more nutrient dense protein in spinich than steak. I think vegan diet is healthy..but vegans in general can be so obnoxious and self rightous they make me want sell pig's ear bracelets in front of the local co-op (while eating skewers of rare meat).
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Guess what? You're not a fucking bird.
That is fucked up. Yes, I'm judging.
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Ick to the fucking NAST! What is hell wrong with her?
gross as fuck. once the kid is all grown up he'll be grossed out by it too (when he sees the vid).
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Disgusting. I'm all for letting your kid build up their immune system but I draw the line at frenching your son. Seriously, I think there ARE other ways of making your kid's body stronger.
IMHO, she is either a control freak (controlling what KIND of germs her kid gets -hers of course) or maybe she is just attention whoring because THIS will land her the role of Goopy in a Lifetime movie... Or maybe, just maybe, being Cher didn't pay off as much as one would think and bitch can't afford a blender... Who knows, really...
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Sorry for the double post.
And I totally agree with not sheltering your kids from germs. FTR- I ate my sister's pet worm when I was 2. I survived. But allowing your kids to be exposed to germs to build resistance and chewing up food and spitting it in your kids mouth are two different things.
Idk anything about that other...stuff. But the "cast iron cooked" may be whatever was cooked was cooked in a cast iron skillet. It's said using those provides more iron as the iron from the skillet leeches into the food as it's cooking.
Said to be another way for vegetarians and vegans to get more iron in their system from foods that are lacking it.
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She's just adding to the list of things her kid is going to get beat up about.
1) His name is BEAR BLU
2) Feeds him by spitting in his mouth.
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She's just adding to the list of things her kid is going to get beat up about.
1) His name is BEAR BLU
2) Feeds him by spitting in his mouth.
3) ?
Hilarious!!
what is wrong with some of these people that they need to share this mess? plus, yuck!
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Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 6:47pm.
This is neither weird or gross to me, except that she put it on You Tube. P.R.I.V.A.C.Y! There. Spelt it for you.
My kid eats food off the floor if she spills it, shares food with the dog, and I have been known to lick chocolate off her face if I don't have a wipe and she needs to be presentable. OK. I'll take my own advice and shut the fuck up. But she's NEVER sick. My friend said she gave up trying to keep her kids clean and hygienic after she caught the youngest eating a snail in the garden. What doesn't kill them makes them stronger.
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eating a snail in the garden??? holy mother of god! LOL! and yes, kids do that. my friend's 11 month old at the time daughter ate a lil spider once. *pukes*
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
This reminds me of one of my favorite restaurants as a kid-Beefsteak Charlie's. Imagine my horror when I am trying to talk my mom into going there, and SNL does a parody sketch called Pre Chew Charlie's.
The other thing is this means the baby/toddler has a vegan diet. I am in favor of kids as young as 12 taking ownership and choosing to be vegan, but the kid needs more nutrients.
This is neither weird or gross to me, except that she put it on You Tube. P.R.I.V.A.C.Y! There. Spelt it for you.
My kid eats food off the floor if she spills it, shares food with the dog, and I have been known to lick chocolate off her face if I don't have a wipe and she needs to be presentable. OK. I'll take my own advice and shut the fuck up. But she's NEVER sick. My friend said she gave up trying to keep her kids clean and hygienic after she caught the youngest eating a snail in the garden. What doesn't kill them makes them stronger.
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Why can't she just get a Baby Bullet food chopper like every other trendy Mom?? Geez Cher.
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That is gross and weird. It may not be any of my business what you do behind closed doors but once you put it on You Tube your protection from judgement is gone.
Ew and fucking weird.
Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 3:37pm.
However, on her blog, Alicia lists this as breakfast:
I just had a delicious breakfast of miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, cast iron mochi with nori wrapped outside, and some grated daikon.
I...don't even know what most of that stuff is.
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Mochi is rice pounded into a gooey rice cake. Not sure what "cast iron" means, unless it's really well cooked or maybe just grilled on cast iron? Nori is dried seaweed. Daikon is a fat Japanese radish. Her meal seems to lack any protein, unless the miso has tofu or tuna flakes in it. She seems to lack any common sense.
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Oh and another friend's ex-husband took her newborn daughter home from the hospital while she was still busy checking out and stopped by KFC on the way home. She walked in the door to find him feeding mashed potatoes to her baby. She explained to him why he couldn't feed a newborn like that and he didn't get it, "Why not? Its just like baby food!"
Fucking idiot..
Submitted by MadgesVadge on Tue, 03/27/2012 - 4:36pm.
It also occurs to me that nature knows better than we do. If a food is too tough for your kid to chew through, then it is probably too tough for them to digest. Teeth come in when they do for a reason. A six-month-old probably can't handle a Porterhouse.
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This. If they can't eat it on their own, they probably shouldn't be eating it. Fucking gross. I'm sure he'll love hearing about this when he's older.
I had a friend who lived next door who used to do that with her kid. If we were sitting around eating chicken or so she would chew it up first and then put it in her daughter's mouth so she could eat it easier. I thought it was gross as hell but much better than your kid choking to death I guess..
Cut the food up into fine pieces or pulse it in the food processor. That is not only fucking nasty it's just sheer laziness.
It's going to be so cute come lunchtime when he starts school and little Bear Blu attacks his teachers mouth with his mouth. Just adorable.
I have a relative who will put a french fry in her mouth to help cool it down then give it to her child but chewing it first? The fuck?
IF! Lmsao! I have spit cleaned my kid's face....they are the ones who object. They hurt my feelings when they look so horrified! What, BITCHES?! I grew you in a sac of goo in mah belly! AND! don't even get me started about where you fell out of!
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Gross.
I don;t mind her and she seems a genuine hippy. Still kind of gross though. Unless there is something wrong with his teeth or tongue, he should be able to handle his food himself. Otherwise, she's giving him food he's not ready for.
I used to get grossed out when I saw mothers lick their own fingers and then clean their kids faces. Vile. Now I have had to do it several times and each time I laugh to myself about how gross I used to think it was. Well, it stil is but- emergencies, folks! Spit happens!
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in theory, this seems like a sweet/natural idea but...i just can't. i'm just kind of disgusted by the whole thing...give the kid a chance at a normal life!
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From an adults perspective, this is gross indeed, and only new age moms would be down with this. All this talk that "birds do that too" is crap. Kids don't know any better, and they'll eat a bowl of dirt if they think it's fun. I should know, I used to do that when I was 2 years old.
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It also occurs to me that nature knows better than we do. If a food is too tough for your kid to chew through, then it is probably too tough for them to digest. Teeth come in when they do for a reason. A six-month-old probably can't handle a Porterhouse.
I don't have kids, but this just sounds like common sense.
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Oh and Alicia...invest in a fucking food processor. Fucktard.
Her kid is so going to get herpes.