White Oprah Scares Her Children
White Oprah should be dragging Lindsay Lohan by the wig to a rehab/monastery/Hazmat Center, but instead she's out partying and talking to the media. Naturally. At a party for New Jersey Turnpike Fashion Week (no, she was at NYC Fashion Week, don't ask me why), UsWeekly asked White Oprah about her style. All of us see White Oprah's style as carefree elegance. White Oprah gets up in the afternoon, grabs a few weave pieces that LiLo shed on the floor throughout the night, sticks them on with a dab of her own vomit and then picks out the perfect dress for her to hike up over her waist when the bar's toilet is busy and she needs to squat a pee out in the alley. Carefree elegance! But White Oprah's hos, Lindsay and Ali, see her style as a complete horror show.
"My girls are always telling me to cut my hair. You know, you think you're fashion forward, and then you have children who are way more, but you make your own look [work]. But it's hard when you're girls are like, 'Mom, you're looking scary.'"
Lindsay & Ali to White Oprah: YOU'RE SCARING US!
The world to all the Lohans: YOU'RE SCARING US MORE!
Speaking of scary, Michael Lohan gave TMZ a picture of him applying for a job at a Burger King in Florida. Great, just what we need. I'm happy that Michael is actually getting a real job, but I'm not happy for the tortured people who will soon buy a piece of dead meat that will give them the shits from a piece of shit with dead meat for a soul.
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All the Lohans should sit their asses DOWN.
WHAT a pedigree.
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Manimal5: that picture of Dina and Linds is some funny shit. Linds looks like she's riding the best freakin' wave of highness ever! Like she's saying, "where am I?". "who are you?". "who am I?".
Dina's back and shoulders look like a terra cotta microfiber ultrasuede wing chair I saw at Z Gallerie back in the day.
Michael Lohan is having a drama queen hissy fit because Hillsborough County is pissed off at him for running up tens of thousands of dollars in bills with police, jail, hospitalizations and extra manpower because of the paps being everywhere he went. He's crying poverty in the press because the county's gonna sue his lazy ass and make him pay.
http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_hillsborough/hillsborough-t...
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Oh wait here it is!
http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/lindsay-lohan-dina-lohan-a-frosty-enco...
LMAO!
Submitted by EdDallas on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 4:49pm.
Yes...I saw the pic and she looks wasted. Oh and she also made it to the Daily News official celebs that aged badly list.
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/stars-age-badly-gallery-1.34252
Some scary pics!
Check out the full picture here on NY Daily News gossip. Lindsay looks fuuuuucked up!!
Submitted by TexnDoc : Did you catch the "children...way more....fashion forward" crap. She so desperately wants on the celebrity fashion line gravy train. After Blohan "inspired" a line for Ungaro(?) was she ever invited back? White O, you're doing UsMagazine not Vogue.
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You must have missed the "Shoe-Han" era. Here's a link so you can ketchup!
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=dina%20lohan%20shoe%20line&source...
Submitted by FreakGeek : But they both scare the crap out of me, ever since that pic of them making out with each other...with poor Michael jr sitting next to them....came out.
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HEY! I'd managed to forget about that freak show thankyouverymuch!
Michael Lohan is crazy enough to be one of those bathe in the sink guys or shit in the chili guys. Do not hire him, BK!
...and it's not White Oprah's hair that scares me, it's the fixed and dilated pupils.
I would totally go to New Jersey Turnpike Fashion Week...can you imagine the glamor there?! It would almost be too much to handle...
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and people wonder why I'm such a Dlisted whore - "New Jersey Turnpike Fashion Week" bitches!!
yo bitch my weed wacker is fired up & ready.
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Oh, how I'd LOVE to take a baseball bat to that mug. I imagine her veneers and extensions flying...
YES, cut your fucking hair!
Submitted by MrrKat on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 1:11pm.
Her eldest daughter IS her overgrown coke booger!
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Submitted by MrrKat on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 1:13pm.
it was a rhetorical question. :D
Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 12:16pm.
anyway why does Mommie Dearest's hair look like she was blowing dudes in the bathroom?
Umm...because she was? [shrugs]
Dang. I'm 38 and am starting to look it...but I feel attractive now that I've seen today's Cryptkeeper pix of this overgrown coke booger and her eldest daughter. :-O
Ugh...fashion forward. Your family wouldn't be fashion forward in 1912. I seriously believe this cretin is the main source of Lindsay's problems. Here your daughter is offering rim shots for watches and you're out partyin WITH her. Does she give you a cut, Dina?
I'm just relieved that michael won't be around my BK to skank up the whoppers. I lovs whoppers.
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"White Oprah gets up in the afternoon, grabs a few weave pieces that LiLo shed on the floor throughout the night, sticks them on with a dab of her own vomit and then picks out the perfect dress for her to hike up over her waist when the bar's toilet is busy and she needs to squat a pee out in the alley. Carefree elegance! "
OMG, that's gold, MK. I can practically feel the hangover. Quit trying to look like and party with your daughter, you creepy bitch.
With Ali & Lilo behaving/looking like they do, WO should be a lot more worried about her daughters' health than the length of her own hair!
Did you catch the "children...way more....fashion forward" crap. She so desperately wants on the celebrity fashion line gravy train. After Blohan "inspired" a line for Ungaro(?) was she ever invited back? White O, you're doing UsMagazine not Vogue.
anyway why does Mommie Dearest's hair look like she was blowing dudes in the bathroom?
No, it looks like she was sweeping the kitchen floor with it.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:12am.
2 BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS WITH NO PICKLES
SMALL FRIES
THANK YOU
ooh I love pickles :D
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 12:02pm.
Wooooooooooooooow, so pretty.
LOL @ *curtsies*
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 12:00pm.
Jack, did I ever tell you that you're my favorite Himbo?
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LOL I had to google himbo...
*curtsies*
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Jack, did I ever tell you that you're my favorite Himbo?
I'm looking forward to Michael Lohan going off on some poor customer. Then he'll fake another heart attack and make a statement to TMZ about it. Lather, rinse, repeat.
See? Everyone ELSE understands how stupid these "cougars" look with their long scraggly hair and trashy clothing. Why don't THEY?
And I'm not saying that all older women should get the Mrs. Cleaver hairdo, but not everyone can rock the long hair. I know quite a few women over 40 who have long hair and wear it well, because they have nice, healthy hair and it fits their overall style. I think Demi Moore, Rita Wilson, Meryl Streep are good examples.
And I think Dina would benefit from a Hoda Kotb style. Shoulder length, a little layering framing the face. It wouldn't kill her to be more age appropriate. She still has a good body and an attractive face.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:49am.
Jack, Jack, Jack...what are we going to do with you? *shakes head*
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Like shooting fish in a barrel. Had a bad experience when I found out one of them was my daughter's best friend's MOM! no bueno.
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
I thought Lilo gave an interview that said she dyes her hair that skank blonde because she wants to look more like Dina. Quite frankly, I think Dina has looked 10x better than either of her daughters for the past couple years now. But they both scare the crap out of me, ever since that pic of them making out with each other...with poor Michael jr sitting next to them....came out.
my god, this headache is killing me :(((
holy..., that really is her skin. i see freckles. yuck! ;/
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Jack, Jack, Jack...what are we going to do with you? *shakes head*
she is so fucking desperate to stay young. It is pathetic.
Give it up, and try and be an actual mother Dina, instead of a pathetic motherfucker.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:08am.
GOD! I hate old, past their prime bitches who try and out party their daughters
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those are the ones we call a "sure thing" down at the local watering hole. :)
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"Hang on, let me just whip out my compass 'cause clearly we're living in the Legend of Zelda." ~ MadgesVadge 02/10/2012
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:23am.
*throws down a buck for sucky*.... supersize it for him, will ya?
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oh my goodness.....this is such a nice thing....
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Judging from the appearance of LL recently, I think hair length, being fashion forward and worrying about making a look work should be the least important thing worrying WO right now.
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Find a rock!
Seriously, I thought she had on a distressed leather jacket.
Scary indeed. Someone PLEASE make the Lohans go away.
I can't decide who would win the "Old Beat Hag" contest-- White Oprah or Kris Jenner-- they're both so hideous...
Lol Weezy.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Fried fake hair, ugly over tanned freckled skin ghost like face and dead eyes to reflect her dead soul, these "people" need to be shot and put us out of our misery.
*feels sorry for the person who has to train him*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Linds is looking a little refreshed.....
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:12am.
2 BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS WITH NO PICKLES
SMALL FRIES
THANK YOU
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*throws down a buck for sucky*.... supersize it for him, will ya?
oh, i NEED to know if this dipshit gets a job at a BK in Florida!!... haven't eaten fast food in years, but this would make my fuckin' year to order fries from this trash bucket!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 11:12am.
2 BACON DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS WITH NO PICKLES
SMALL FRIES
THANK YOU
maybe he can get Linds a gig there reviving her singing career on the counter microphone: Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce...