The Kuntrashians Would Never Stoop Down To Daniel Craig's Level
Daniel Craig completed everyone's life recently when wise words of beautiful wisdom spilled out of his poetry hole during an interview with GQ Magazine. This is the original quote, and yes, it should be mandatory for schoolchildren to memorize it and recite it right before saying the Pledge of Allegiance every morning.
"Look at the Kardashians, they're worth millions. I don't think they were that badly off to begin with but now look at them. You see that and you think, 'What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?' I'm not judging it—well, I am obviously."
Doesn't that just give your soul a boner? Well, Heat Magazine (via TS) asked Pimp Mama Kris, seen below with the ghost of a praying mantis at The Hollywood Reporter's Famewhoring Whores Women in Entertainment luncheon, what she thinks about the truth according to James Bond (and the world). Being the piece of delusional shit that she is, Pimp Mama Kris let a bull's anus do the talking for her and it said this:
"(He has) crossed the line. It's not made him look like the world's nicest guy. The right thing for a real man to do now would be to issue a public apology. The easy thing would be to criticize his career now, but our family won't stoop to that level."
I don't think Daniel Craig heard Pimp Mama Kris' response since the verbal shit of earth scum doesn't travel all the way up, up, up, up, up, up, up to his perch on the highest level. Stoop to that level?! This Cousin Balki-looking bitch is either a comedic genius or she's obsessively dedicated to the art of being fucking delusional. Rat shit and Snooki's tampon sit a few dozen levels above the Kardashians on the pyramid of life.
What is she going to attack in Daniel Craig's career? That is an impossible mission. That's like me attacking the writing skills of George Bernard Shaw. That's like a maggot on a piece of rotten hamburger attacking a cow for not being fresh. What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit? That Daniel Craig used his talent to become a millionaire celebrity while the Kardashians' used Kim's asshole? Burn.
Pimp Mama Kris needs to stop acting like there's an exit for the High Road on the Famewhore Highway.
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The KK's would never stoop DOWN?! LMMFAO! Fuck them, they don't deserve even 2 minutes of our time. More people need to come out and denounce their asses! LOL ;D
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this is why i love MK: he can somehow throw together george bernard shaw and the kardashians together into a post, and make it all seem perfect. genius.
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He's doing Eraserhead:
http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/Eraserhead.jpg
Go ahead douchebaggette,criticize Daniel Craig's career...how exactly?
Since I am a fanboy of all things Trent Reznor and David Fincher, here's Trent and his wife's version of an old Brian Ferry song from Girl w the Dragon Tattoo:
http://www.prefixmag.com/media/how-to-destroy-angels/is-your-love-strong...
Great shit...
"Oh Nooo don't go out THERE. What? I tried to warn her."Craig knows what he's talking about and we all know that it would totally make Pimp Momma Kris' day if he would be willing to give all five daughters a golden shower. She'd go so low as to try and sell the drops of Craig's piss that would be professionally combed out of her meal tickets' raven hair into little vials to the highest bidder. She'd even be so gracious as to film the entire experience and sell the video on the highest quality bluray and dvd. Maybe hire James Horner to score it and Celine Dion to belt out the theme song for the soundtrack sells. Face it, she'd find a way to make $$$ off this shit.
Now we know why her child was a hooker and a porn star, this woman has delusions of grandeur except they are Valley Ghetto, and that stink of Glendale is all over Kris no matter where she moves or what she wears.
This story continues to make me smile on a daily basis. Daniel Craig stars is the most iconic movie role in history, he's an award winning actor, he has talent & the respect of his peers & great reviews, he's became a millionaire by actually creating something of value and he's married to a hot babe most dudes would kill to get next to. Kris jenner's book sales have tanked, the number of people watching their idiotic shows are dwindling, the piss princess can't stay married for more than 3 months; hell, she can't even sell her perfumes so she's packaging them as a 3 for 1 sale for XMAS (which ain't selling). Basically, Daniel Craig continues to grow as a human being & actor, and the whoretrashians are swirling the toilet bowl. As it ought to be...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
MK, you are officially my moral compass.
THANKYOUVERYMUCH!
No Kris real men stand by what they say when they mean it especially when it's clear that they're right. Daniel is not Bruce, Kris H., or Lamar they're not going to cow tow to what you say.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
yes, Craig crossed the line. not the piss stain over kim's body that everyone has seen, not the playboy cover of her chocha everyone has seen, not the episode of kourtney waxing the beast's lady's parts that everyone has seen, not the atrocity of a "wedding" and the payoff you received that everyone has seen. no, this man's words crossed the line. I suppose I'll sigh because this bitch... this bitch right here..
Submitted by lilmoomoo on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 9:13pm.
Criticize Daniel Craig? How?
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Well, because, you know, it must really suck to have a hot wife, the respect of your peers, a multi-million dollar franchise job, and a big holiday movie coming out.
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
Criticize Daniel Craig? How?
I don't know why people support this stupid family. They are a bunch of tards.
Bethenny Frankel is only slightly less irritating. How I wish that woman would go away. She is neither funny nor insightful and I kept wishing that Kelly Bensimon, insane though she may be, would bitchslap her the hell out of the Big Apple.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
MK, don't sell yourself short. I think of you as a modern-day George Bernard Shaw, or maybe more along the lines of a David Mamet.
As for Daniel, he's right on the money and Pimp Mama Kris can stuff it because she knows he's speaking the troof.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
I think she had something done to her nose, too. It's starting to look like Michael Jackson's nasty nose.
Team Craig in every way.
and leave daniel craig alone bitch, that rugged hunk makes my private parts light up, SO STEP OFF BITCHH!
I wish the real british secret service blow up these whores.
Seriously i think i might call MI6 and drop it a tip off about the kardassian being a danger to the world, so MI6 can blow the fuck out of them.
But i hope they torture the mother, but showing her pictures of her face before surgery and magazine clippings without a kardassian on the cover....ohh the horror the horror
BAZINGA!
Flowers of War coming December 2011.
Actor vs Famewhore. Guess who won.
Hope is the last thing to die...
genius, MK, genius.....
"Stoop to that level?! This Cousin Balki-looking bitch is either a comedic genius or she's obsessively dedicated to the art of being fucking delusional. Rat shit and Snooki's tampon sit a few dozen levels above the Kardashians on the pyramid of life."
agree 100%! ....ROFL.....
You don't wanna stoop to James Bond's level? What a delusional twat. Daniel Craig has TALENT. You have 5 daughters and a son that you pimp out on the reg. What a bitch.
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Hahahahahaha. That is just sexy talk.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Can't with Jenner's nose.
Kris Jenner would sell her daughters used panties to the highest bidder. Her book has tanked and her show will be cancelled soon. Congratulations Kris for being a one-timer. Everyone is boycotting the whole E! Channel because of you, and I bet people like Chelsea Handler are gonna take a walk to a different network. All the other shows at E! are going to go find other channels all because of YOU! Now you have alot of Hollywood enemies...
"That Daniel Craig used his talent to become a millionaire celebrity while the Kardashians' used Kim's asshole?"
Fuck yea, MK! And let's not forget, DC is a really good fucking actor.....
Get Serious--get out of my brain :)
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Daniel Craig looks like he'd angry sex you into a coma!--astute observation by ISprainedMyUvula
malibu mom
Kris Jenner would sell her daughters used underwear to the highest bidder.
Book is getting really bad reviews.
malibu mom
Kris Jenner would sell her daughters used underwear to the highest bidder.
Book is getting really bad reviews.
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To quote Pam from Archer--double sploosh. I am a Danieloonie, but this shit set me over the edge. I am now feverishly working on my shrine.
Annony...thanks for the well wishes. I've been lurking a lot. Writing and Editing has interruped my dlisted time.
MK, this was pure genius. Pulitizer worthy smackdown. Siggy change coming!
Craig is A list, BAFTA nominated, and has the luxury to turn down roles. Her skank was pissed on in a porn flick. This is her prized pig. Her other prides and joys lost a dance reality show, is half wookie, and are known for mating with low rent Patrick Bateman.
Daniel Craig is married to Rachel Weitz. Your prized pig can't get a neanderthal to make it to month number three.
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Daniel Craig looks like he'd angry sex you into a coma!--astute observation by ISprainedMyUvula
Daniel Craig's comments about the whoretrashians is reason #158,530 why he's the coolest dude in hollywood.
Pimp-ager kris saying she refuses to "sink to his level" is, by far, the most hilarious quote this year. You can't get much lower than being a whoretrashian. One daughter is known for having a huge fat ass & being pissed on in an amatuer sex tape she promoted for money. One daughter is twice knocked up out of wedlock with huge fake tits. The remaining daughter (who resembles a wookie & looks nothing like her sisters) was conceived through a long term extramarital affair pimp-age kris happily spoke about in her just released book (khloe's father situation will blow up within the next month). The whoretrashians are played out; time to slime back under the rock they came from...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
What would they criticize Daniel about? That his career is based on having an actual talent? Or that he kept his wedding a private event with only friends and close family attending like a normal person?
Question: we all know it was that hideous tape that thrust the Ks into the spotlight, but did PMK really film it? Can anyone confirm?
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...seriously, can anyone confirm this? I have no doubt that PMK isn't above leaking and 'marketing' the tape, but is she actually low enough to have filmed her own daughter gettin nast?...
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...'She’s a really nice person and I have great respect for her as an actress — and I think most actresses are c*nts with a capital K' - Mickey Rourke...
Holy Hell in a Hand-basket!! That NOSE in Thumb #4 looks like it needs "Ziggy Was Here" tattooed underneath it.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 2:25pm.
MK, seriously, this is the worst photo of Daniel Craig I've ever seen! :o(
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It's nowhere near as bad as the derp/O=face PMK is giving. Nightmares for weeks.
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Oh Daniel! I just might need to tattoo that shit on an intimate part of my body.
Krissy .. your time is just about up. Back to obscurity for you and your pack of whores.
Pimp Mamma is a whore who is raising whores...she deserves all the horrible karma that is hightailin' it her way as I type...Daniel Craig was being rather mild, if she only had a clue how deep and colossal the rage is towards her and her offspring, she would hide in a cave..she really needs to just stop..I say occupy this whores front yard, car and everything else. Her empire is history, she is a zero in the big picture of life, but this fucking cockroach needs a serious dose of Raid...I will be happy to oblige!
...Says the whore who publicly told the world she was getting a facelift for her daughter's upcoming "wedding."
Long live Daniel Craig for not feeding into Hollywood's bullshit.
The phrase has now become: WWDCD? Jesus would approve.
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watch me rant: http://www.youtube.com/user/gineriella
"Rat shit and Snooki's tampon sit a few dozen levels above the Kardashians on the pyramid of life."
I love you HAHAHAHA!!
This post is stellar. Also, don't fuck with James Bond.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:10pm.
I can't believe you actually googled that.
I can't believe I actually have a prostrate.
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I like knowing a woman's body...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 12/08/2011 - 12:10pm.
I can't believe you actually googled that.
I can't believe I actually have a prostrate.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
The karTrashians and Ryan Gaycrest should be handcuffed together and dropped in the middle of the ocean from a helicopter.
fucking priceless!
this post made my day, between uglyhot daniel's comment, pmk's delusional fame whoreishness, mk's post, the hilarious comments...comic gold!
They made a career because that low crotched Cim got pissed on, and she has the nerves to say they wouldnt step that low??????
There is NOTHING these whores wouldnt do, there is no limit as to how low, this whores would step to.
With her chewbaca daughter, she probably fucked bigfoot for PR.
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Submitted by Vern on Thu, 12/01/2011 - 10:52pm.
Wow Allesssssaaaandro McGosling.
Daniel Craig looks like a goblin but I still totally would. He'd make me feel like shit afterwards but it'd be worth it.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
"Fame that was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit"
Shitskies this made my day .....too funny!!!!!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
MK, seriously, this is the worst photo of Daniel Craig I've ever seen! :o(
I agree with Daniel Craig. Those Kardashians are getting money for being fame hos that will do or say anything for a buck. They make me want to barf.