On The Next Episode Of Skins.....

In case you haven't already chewed off a glow stick to this, here's RiRi's video for "We Found Love" which is like Trainspotting wrapped in Requiem for a Dream wrapped in every episode of Skins wrapped in ho shit wrapped in the vomit that comes out of your mouth when you eat nachos while high on Ecstasy. It's an ass-to-ass and dead baby on the ceiling scene away from being a copyright infringement lawsuit!

But seriously, everybody is already putting up their magnifying glasses to this and dissecting all the pieces of it. They say the hot boxer/model dude, Dudley O'Shaughnessy, is a Fist Brown look-alike and so this is obviously like looking into their relationship through a kaleidoscope. You know, it's all about how sometimes the stupid hugs your heart when you're in love and it makes shit out pills, take baths in your damn clothes, dance on top of fast food tables and swallow the smoke load from the one you love.

But the bigger issue here is that RiRi barfs up ribbons. The bitch barfs up ribbons. Do you know how many asshole hos are going to get drunk at parties, shove ribbons in their mouth holes and then barf it up for a picture they plan to post on their Tumblr? We've had planking, owling, coning and now we're going to have ribboning. Thanks, RiRi. I'll curse your name as I pick up saliva ribbons off of my living room floor after a party.

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Submitted by admirza on Fri, 06/22/2012 - 7:20am.

Eh. Post when the YouTube boys do "We Found Love With A Hopeless Gay".
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Submitted by Lolah on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 8:55am.

Awful. Looks like some 80s rehash of my generation.

Submitted by Lolah on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 8:57am.

double post

Submitted by fruitloop on Fri, 10/21/2011 - 5:34am.

MotherPlunger, love how you tell us she's a slut. Twice :)

I like the song but I wish she'd stop trying so hard. If she stopped with all the 'I'm so controversial' bollocks, she might get somewhere. Instead she seems like a tarty/slutty fembot.

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Submitted by MotherPlunger on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 3:31pm.

1. Rihanna is a slut

2. She is either trying too hard or she didn't try at all (Because this shit sucks ass....(it's probably the first one))

3. Chris Brown incident was a sham (He's as dumb as she is)

4. She owes her entire career to Chris Brown

5. If the fake ass "incident" never happened, no one would give a rats ass about this perverse...(pretending to be a drug addict to seem cool) whore.

6. Rihanna is a slut

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Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 11:50am.

This video feels 80's to me for some reason. Other than that I keep thinking STD's and HIV.

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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 8:44am.

I actually like the song, the Calvin Harris beat helps.

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Submitted by parkerj on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 6:28am.

I'm happy for RiRi.. I hope this gives her closure.

And I don't think this song means she wants Chris back. Its a song celebrating the entirety of the relationship - the good and the bad - but that the relationship was ultimately doomed because of who they are, and how they used each other and the drugs.

Submitted by jackie on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 6:13am.

Makes me think of Justin's cry me a river video with the look alikes and all. Not bad for Rihanna but I can't bring myself to like her. I hate artists that constantly make music and force it down our throats on the radio.

Submitted by Darknight on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 6:07am.

What is she trying to do? To give Chris a sign that she is ready to get her ass kicked again?

Bet you $5(that I don't have), that she blames the "media" for breaking her and Chris up.

They're meant to be ya'll.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 6:06am.

LOVED IT!
great song and video!
TEAM RIRI!

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Submitted by Dgrin on Thu, 10/20/2011 - 1:57am.

the narrator at the beginning with the accent made me think of "What It Feels Like For A Girl",

Submitted by Twas Brillig on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 10:38pm.

I had a relationship like this once, but without the wigs.

Submitted by IWannaBeMonicaB... on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 7:28pm.

I dug it. I'll probably download it. Then again, I love that crazy ravey shit. I can imagine Tiesto doing a kickass remix of this.

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 7:24pm.

ffs....not ANOTHER Rihanna single...

The guy is hot though. Gorgeous green eyes.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 7:18pm.

Not bad but I won't be watching it again.

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Submitted by Anonymous Q on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 7:16pm.

Besides trying to be overly artsy, I didn't think it was bad. It's the first video I've seen in years that was a 4 minute long product placement ad *side eyes Britney*

Submitted by lovelylaney on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 6:50pm.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 7:42pm.

Submitted by agirl on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 7:25pm.
To change the subject, can we please get rid of that pic of Olivia Munn and her perpetual derp face on the right side of the screen there?

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Submitted by lovelylaney on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 6:47pm.

Wow, I need my umbrella-ella-ella to shield my eyes from that.

I thought no one made videos anymore? Where do these fookin things get played anyway. I can't even remember the last time I saw music video on cable tv (except like VH1 classic) and I never saw that BeT TRL type show. So I'm clueless as to why these artists even waste money on these videos anymore (COUGH GAGA COUGH).

Submitted by Callie on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 6:40pm.

Honestly, it was pretty good. And I'm glad she threw up ribbons instead of methodly vomiting pea soup or something. Glad the Chris Brown stand in doesn't hit her.

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 6:37pm.

It's Agnyess Deyn narrating in the beginning.

I see that I am not the only one who likes Suave Cucumber Melon shampoo.

Submitted by _meh_ on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 6:26pm.

I liked it!

Submitted by Irene on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 6:24pm.

That mess looks like a commercial for Tumblr.

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 6:12pm.

Submitted by agirl on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 7:25pm.
To change the subject, can we please get rid of that pic of Olivia Munn and her perpetual derp face on the right side of the screen there?

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Submitted by mharker on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 6:07pm.

I really liked it. Even the ribbons. It's like Requiem for Dream in that it doesn't feel good to watch but at the end you're glad you saw it. Rihanna's awesome when she takes risks. Lady Gaga can dress up in as many costumes as she wants, but she couldn't pull off the rawness of this video.

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Submitted by kylimayrow on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 6:06pm.

RirunRIRI reminds me of MilliVanilli, just faked out. Every thing created for her is a rip off from someone else, "Last Girl On Earth" was from Supreme Beings of Leisure. "Take a Bow" was Madonna, right, and now more Madonna rip off. The start of this mess sounds EXACTLY like "What it feels like for a girl" and that was just from the past 10 years, at least rip off something from when we don't remember. Either way, I cant stand this ignorant puppet.

Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 6:03pm.

Is it 1990 again

Submitted by agirl on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 5:55pm.

To change the subject, can we please get rid of that pic of Olivia Munn and her perpetual derp face on the right side of the screen there? It's been weeks and weeks!

Submitted by agirl on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 5:51pm.

Fighting in a car? Yup this is about Chris Brown.

I am prolly going to catch shit for this, but I kinda like the song and the video.

Whose voice was that at the beginning? Sounded like a Scottish(?) accent? Was that Rihanna? Is that what her accent sounds like?

*confused*

Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 5:49pm.

So.......did they fall in love in a hopeless place?????

I felt like I should be waving a Glo stick around.

Eh, I like RiRi. I don't buy her music, but I can stand it.

Submitted by jetsam_jane on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 5:47pm.

when i first heard this song, i thought it sounded incredibly rave-y. good to know that the video toys with habitual hard drug use.

that said, i kind of liked it. i'm into that seedy shit.

Submitted by oh dave on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 5:44pm.

I will give it up for Rihanna. She is doing her thing. But this sucks and that Chris Brown-alike should throw a chair through the window just so we get the point.

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Submitted by ibonsai on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 5:43pm.

Norn Iron! Love that the reason she was filming here was cos she needed an authentic hopeless place :-(

Submitted by dirty sancho on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 5:42pm.

This bitch tries WAY. TOO. HARD.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 5:33pm.

Try-hard no-talent whore. Go away.

Submitted by ritzyroxie on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 5:30pm.

The fuck is this shit?

*goes back to Tina Louise*

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Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 5:29pm.

I liked it too you guys.

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Submitted by travp16 on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 6:46pm.

He looks like the dude from Cousin Skeeter, the Black Hipster version.

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Yes!!! He looks like the methed out version of that dude. He is giving me zombie vibes.

Dudley O'Shaughnessy sounds like a fake name.

Submitted by Terri on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 5:20pm.

I must be really old. I got a 9 1/2 weeks vibe from it.

Submitted by travp16 on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 5:16pm.

He looks like the dude from Cousin Skeeter, the Black Hipster version.

Submitted by Scheherazade on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 5:15pm.

LOVED IT!

I think every girl wants love that intense..

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Aye what it is ho?

Submitted by Glenda_Nichole on Wed, 10/19/2011 - 5:08pm.

I am SHOCKED to say.... I LOVED this shit!!!!!! Yes, I was totally knowledgeable that Requiem for a Dream was the "Inspiration" as Beyawnce would say...But with all the lame shit these other ho's are putting out (Gaga, Beyonce, Katy Perry, etc) Rihanna is leading right now IMO.