White Oprah Gives Good Interview
When an interview starts with White Oprah turning down a free cocktail right after the host calls her "gorgeous" to her not gorgeous face, you just know it's going to be a stumbling pedicab crash straight into a wall of lies. And it was.
While wearing a dress from an Australian designer she can't talk about (because she shoved that dress in her purse at his store when he wasn't looking), the Mother of Every Year rambled through a variety of ridiculous topics from how she's starting a talent management company for children to how she's navigating the waters of negativity one booze cruise at a time.
The talent management company for children is a great idea. That way Child Protective Services doesn't have to waste time setting up stings to catch shit parents. They just have to confiscate White Oprah's client roster.
Basically, what I got from this mess of an interview is that White Oprah is a single mom of 4, a terrible person, an NYU Dance major, a despicable human being, a single mom of 4, an awful mother, an NYU Dance major, a desperate heathen, a singe mom of 4, a piece of uncouth trash and an NYU Dance major. Did I mention that she's a single mom of 4 and an NYU Dance major?
White Oprah only speaks in coke-induced Lohan tongues so what she really means by that is that she's a foul mom of zero and majored in Delusional Ass Nasty Cunt Evilness at New Yuck University. Me too!
What I'm also getting from this interview is that I never want White Oprah to stop speaking. The trash that comes out of her talk hole is like a Slippery Nipple shot for my soul.
From your ears to God's lips, White Oprah. Burp!
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Drunk, lying and delusional! Best interview yet, I wasn't actually sure she was going to stay upright, it added just the right amount of tension to off-set her boring ass stories that are proven lies. You go cougar woman bad mother!
Has anyone noticed her left elbow? She seriously needs to moisturise that!
"We opted entertainment,"
WTF???
i'd bang her. that type of drug/alcohol abuse, stupidity, craziness, eating disorder level insecurity and faux intellectualism can only mean that she sucks a mean dick and is a general freak.
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Vid too cringeworthy to watch more than 5 seconds due to Dina's ACCENT!
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Urban Dictionary: Long Island Accent.
Long Island Accent are said by people from Long Island. They change the "o" to "aw".
long island accent, chawcolate, cawfee, bawl, dawg
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"From your ears to God's lips"?? Gross. As far as I know, God does not give wet willies any longer, Dina, you idiotic, gacked-up fishwife.
Her mangled euphemisms aside: what an awful creature. I am continually astonished at this shrieking virago and the swath of carnage she has inflicted upon the world. It must be so hard for her and her FOUR children to live in a world where they are continually and relentlessly persecuted and maligned and harassed. Lucky for them, when things get too tough they have the comfort of retreating into their collective fog of entitlement, delusion and lack of accountability. So, so gross.
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"If you run, you'll only die tired."
What kind of moronic shit was that teen-aged behaviour of hers and how much did she pay that guy to hit on her? So many questions and I don't even want the answers.
Why is anyone putting a microphone in front of that useless piece of dogshit? Was it a piss take? Are they planning to cut the footage up for soundbites and make fun of the cunt? What's the point of acknowledging that turd?
Guess it must have been a slow day for celeb sightings...
I had to turn it off after a minute because it was too painful/emberassing to watch...hopefully after a few cocktails myself I'll be able to watch the whole thing. I wonder if Dina EVER has those moments when she's kind of sober in the morning and she looks at herself in the mirror and questions everything she does. Is she that far in denial that she just believes all the lies that come out of her mouth? I would kill to see some footage of the Dina/Lindsay relationship behind closed doors. I picture them snorting lines and screaming at each other and then talking 200 words a minute about how they are being stalked by the paparazzi and each slipping further and further into insanity.
I would have paid gold to be able to jump up behind her and shout 'BABA BOOEY'....
Eat Whale Blubber
Oh thank you Jeebus to those of you who commented on the "hair." Un-fucking-be-weave-able indeed.
While talking about her book that most likely will never see the light of day.. did this dumb cum dump just say.."It's not about Lindsay or Michael or anything negative.."
BITCH JUST CALLED HER OWN DAUGHTER NEGATIVE.
This fucking hack is a sick twisted deluded psychopath. & Yet her daughter is paying all the consequences...
I could be wrong about this, but I think Rocco here was doing his level best to lure White Oprah into showcasing her delusions for the world in hopes of promoting his channel to those who tune in for the big laughs.
Over-the-top compliments to convince her she's more plum than prune? CHECK! Offer of a free cocktail? CHECK! Overlooking the fact that she's repeating herself and responding to each statement as though it is shiny and new? CHECK!
A textbook example of how to get Dina and her toxic twin to stay within camera range, speak, and refrain from interpersonal violence.
Poor Cody. During that stupid "Living Lohan" show, he was cuter and had more appeal than any of the rest of that family. I really hope he made it home safe from soccer, and that he ultimately evades the isolation and psychopathy that prevails in Dina's phony "us-against-the-world" bubble.
Ican't believe I watched this...I did stop half way...I was getting sleepy and she kept repeating herself...gosh get a real job WO
Coma Caca!
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She's writing a book about how she got "From A to M". Lemme guess the first 4 chapters.
Chapter 1- Alcohol
Chapter 2- Broke (will blow for booze)
Chapter 3- Coke
Chapter 4- Desperately Broke (will blow for coke)
She's so burned out she doesn't know what comes after 'M'.
She sounds exactly like someone who is smashed trying as hard as possible to sound sober. I know, because her mannerisms and speech pattern are exactly like my alcoholic ex-roommate.
Talent doesn't run in the Lohan family, but alcoholism sure as shit does.
Why won't Coop skewer these assholes?! And didn't the Rockettes say she was never a member after her & Michael bragged sh was? These people need to have an unfortunate accident at the Grand Canyon.
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"....the Ghost of Priscilla Presley's Past" ~ MK
Let's face it the only reason she is there with her daughter Lindsay for fashion week is to grab all the free shit she can get her freckled little hands on. I really can't listen to her bullshit.
Wow that is some desperation right there. All the girls at fashion week with him being in the PR part of it he should not have to work to get laid. But there he is trying to lube up the white oprah for some coochie time.
She looks great wtf
My friend wants to go to LA for her birthday dinner in November...I'm trying to talk her into spending the day trying to stalk Linds in Venice. I figure we can take her pic, she'll try to steal my camera, I'll get injured and press charges so she finally goes to jail. Good plan?
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
Gonna be in Venice Beach on Tuesday. I'm thinking of dropping off some orange cones at Lindsay's house with messages attached. Any requests??
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As we pulled up to the Fontainebleau, a bright-orange Lohan was blocking the entrance. Not accustomed to waiting, apparently, she lowered the car’s window and shouted, "Move that Lohan. I’m Orange Cone." And it was done.
This bitch. I don't know if talent runs in the family. I do know, however, that these fools have a serious aversion to lotion. Look at Dina's fucking elbow - it looks like she has a piece of freshly kneaded pizza dough stuck to her arm (flour and all!).
Then look at the pictures of Lindsay's ashy ass knees running around before that party where she acted a fool from yesterday.
Ashy? Classy? It's all the same thing.
Dead on accurate.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:27pm.
PS - THAT VOICE!!! sounds like a fucking goat gargling with glass in to a box fan...
Submitted by babybunny on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 1:26pm.
but what really sucks is I am a Virgo too...I hate to share my birth sign with ho's like this!!
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babybunny,
I hate it that Dirk and I have to share our BIRTHDAY with her.
ACCCKKK!!!
(edited after I saw that Dirk and I have same bday)
Happy Birthday Dirk!!
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As we pulled up to the Fontainebleau, a bright-orange Lohan was blocking the entrance. Not accustomed to waiting, apparently, she lowered the car’s window and shouted, "Move that Lohan. I’m Orange Cone." And it was done.
I love the way she's trying to come off trying to sound like she comes from an acting dynasty like the Douglases or the Barrymores, bwhahahhah!
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Dark-sided!
According to this slag, she comes from a circus family. That explains the freakshow family today.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
...and I just saw the MK wrote the ears to lips quote too. Sorry for the redundancy!
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
This bitch is delusional. And hon, don't do televised interviews when your roots are showing. It shows you're trashy, and poor. But I guess she couldn't find any hair dresser who would take her 3 year old expired gift certificate after she'd tried to change the expiration date on it.
Can't wait to see the "movie" she claims she's "executive producing", LOL.
Dina at 4:55, to the douchey interviewer: "From your ears to god's lips". Pure gold I tell ya!!
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"And people try to tell me that God wasn't high on the good shit when he made this place" -by angel_i
Shit! WO and I share a birthday!
She has been drinking right? I mean because people who drink sometimes repeat the same thing over and over and over and over and isn't that what she was doing?
That stupid laugh isn't just an east coast thing, it's a moron thing. Lots of hoes from the west do it as well.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
no she is not beautiful...I wish that horny asshole interviewing her would get a fucking grip...this is Dina Lohan you are interviewing not some worthy of compliments sex symbol..she is a peroxided nasty piece of shit mother...who basically ignores her kids and pushes them onto the ho stroll as soon as eligible, and of course, partakes in all the drugs that come with it, bitch aint nothing, and this fucker keeps talking like she is some sex goddess bitch isnt' even worthy of even five seconds of air time...he is a major douche bag, and she is just a pathetic slut, but what really sucks is I am a Virgo too...I hate to share my birth sign with ho's like this!!
Mother of Every Year is right. I had to pause at the 0.42 second mark. "I have to pick Cody up from his soccer game." Correct me if I'm wrong [I'm far too young for kids *flips hair*] but don't parents typically attend their kid's games??? I didn't play sports in school & my mom was a single parent but I'm pretty damn sure my mom would have left the corner her hoes were on in order to make my soccer games. [my mom wasn't really a pimp. just sayin']
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Imperfection is beauty. Madness is genius and it is better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic
Sorry, my intention was not to insult circus folks - it was to insinuate that Dina is a liar and descended from carnies.
I know the difference between carnies and circus people - Ruskin and Sarasota, FL are just down the road from me!
I won't even bother watching this because I'm sure I'm going to punch my phone's screen in anger & disgust, and my brokeass can't afford a new smartphone right now.
fucking lying, trashy, child-whoring pimp. this whole family sickens me with their delusions of importance and relevance.
*jumps up and down for proof*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by JakeAndMe on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:57pm.
She's descended from carnies. Oh, sorry, Ringling Brothers people.
I swear, it just doesn't get any better than this.
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Folks who work the carnival circuit are not the same folks who work for RBB&B Circus. The circus folks are more like travelling summer stock theater and put on the same show. Carnies are the ones who work the midways and rides are fairs.
Carnies tend be to looked down on and shunned by circus folks.
There was an episode of "City Confidential" that discussed the difference between the two.
http://www.biography.com/listings/episode_details.do?episodeid=279274&ai...
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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doooooooooo-oooooooooooooosh bag.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
According to IMDb.com, LiLo has two films in the works: "Underground Comedy" and "Mob Street" (I predict that both will go straight to DVD).
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0517820/
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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And that dress looks like something that I wore to my high school's ring dance ~ shiny, blue, and snort (because it looks like she's snorting when she says "too short").
ALSO, and I can't stand this whench either, but WO is really starting to sound like Kathy Lee Gifford (who's another embellisher of the truth).
I doubt Stoney's wearing a bra, M.E.
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
She sounds dumber and more shallow than Lindsay. Really. Sometimes I think mine is the devil but I can't imagine having a mother like THIS.
"My kids are great, albeit that one of them is a lying, thieving addict and another one is anorexic." Textbook case of delusional disorder.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
She's descended from carnies. Oh, sorry, Ringling Brothers people.
I swear, it just doesn't get any better than this.
Spicy - right? WO looks about 10 years younger than Blohan.
That is just fucking SAD.
I never thought I would say this, but WO actually looks younger and fresher than LiLo.
And what 3 films does LiLo have lined up? Porn flicks? Lying sack of shit.
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"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
*snaps Stoneys bra*
Hi guys!! Not very motivated on the job front. I am working a lot more at my part time job and now I'm tutoring in the afternoons. That being said, my long to-do list contains "finish resume" on it, lol. I'm off today until Monday thank god, so I'm "cleaning the house" today. (aka vacuuming, putting bills in piles and dlisting) And I am NOT wearing a skirt, jacko!
*adjusts sweatpants*
*tucks t-shirt under boobs*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."