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Casey Anthony will skip out into the world tomorrow and it pretty much goes without saying that her head is wanted on a plate. Specifically, a paper plate sitting on Nancy Grace's desk that has the words "RESERVED FOR CASEY ANTHONY'S HEAD" written in the blood that drips out of Nancy's hair whenever she thinks about the Tot Mom verdict. Because of this, some say that Casey is considering changing her name (Might I suggest Grace Nancy?) and getting an Extreme Makeover (Child Killer Edition) so that a mob doesn't lynch her face off every time she steps out to serve chloroform-tinis at her strip club waitress job.
Radar and Star are way ahead of Casey and they put together this priceless composite of what she might look like if she tried to nip and tuck the Alanis Morissette right off her face.
After hours upon hours of Radar's interns downloading a bootleg copy of Photoshop with most of the tools missing, they spent about 2 quick seconds coming up with this masterpiece! So now you know to keep your toddlers, duct tape supply and chloroform stash away from a Sim with Giada Laurentiis face and modern day Kimmy Gibbler hair. You've been warned.
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Michael K, you are my hero. "Nip and Tuck the Alanis Morrissette right off her face" is effing hilarious. I want a trip inside your brain, dude, because I bet it would be the best time ever.
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THERE IS NO HOPE FOR ESCAPE, CASEY. I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU TO GET OUT...MY VAGINA WILL SWALLOW YOU LIKE A FUCKING WHIRLPOOL IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE, YOU BABY KILLING BITCH! YOU'RE GONNA NEED A NEW FACE AFTER MY SNAGGLETOOTHED PUSSYHOLE GNAWS OFF YOUR REAL ONE - AND TRUST ME, IT CAN'T -WAIT- TO FEAST ON THAT SMUG "I JUST GOT AWAY WITH MURDERING MY INNOCENT 2-YEAR OLD DAUGHTER AND THROWING HER AWAY LIKE GARBAGE" SMIRK OF YOURS, CASEY! COME ON OUT - MAMA NANCY IS WAITING!
If Cindy, George, and Lee are lucky thy will never see this evil seed again.
Submitted by LisaRose : "Honestly tho.... what the heck is she going to do once she gets out?? How could she ever find a job or feel safe? Even with a make-over, someone will recognize her. I think I'd want to be in jail."
She doesn't understand how much everyone hates her.
She should probably leave the country, because in every community in the US, there are bunches of biddies on the lookout for the new girl in town.
As for money, I don't know. She is essentially unemployable. Her best bet is to do a flurry of interviews and sock that money away. But she is fiscally irresponsible. Maybe she'll find a rich guy to marry.
Honestly tho.... what the heck is she going to do once she gets out?? How could she ever find a job or feel safe? Even with a make-over, someone will recognize her. I think I'd want to be in jail.
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This post was absolutely the funniest thing I've read all week. A sim with Giada di Laurentiis' face, Grace Nancy, Photoshop with most of the tools missing. The whole thing had me in stitches.
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If you wanna be in black and white, black and white's gotta be IN YOU!
She is about as useful to society as a pile of alien farts. Fuck her and her daddy who covered this horrible crime up.
sooo.. she's gonna turn into a mannequin?... pretty slick idea, but... it's gonna be hard to hide while holding out the latest sales announcements at the local JC Penny's store.
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
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I don't believe Casey was capble of violence
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A classmate of Casey's at Colonial High disagrees. Miss Casey was quite the fighter.
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They may have removed her eye sockets, but at least they left her dead-eye stare.
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I saw this movie starring Amber Heard a few weeks ago called "And Now Darkness". She resembled Casey in some angles. If there is anyone in Hollywood who looks like her it's Amber. But of course, Amber is the beautiful version.
I doubt ANYONE would make this movie. Unless its some REAL loser actress whose got $$ and is willing to pay to make it and sell it at some other country like the Ukraine or something. And I don't even think Lindsay is desperate enough to play Casey.
I just remembered: she looks like those monkeys. Like Rafiki from the Lion King!
Ok I looked up the name of the monkey: It's called a mandrill. She looks more like a baboon or a drill.
Submitted by ewlulu on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 6:22pm.
She should just gain 150lbs....she would be unrecognizable.
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That would work. Except you know someone will help pay for her procedures and she'll make herself as "hot" as possible. Unless she shortens that horseface of hers tho', she won't be nearly that pretty.
some dumbass will knock her up, she'll marry him, have three kids, not kill any of them, and then be like, "oh see, i'm a good person!"
This chick is fucking ugly! I cannot for the life of me understand why people were repeatedly referring to her as beautiful. She has a horse face and a big forehead!
WHOOPS! they forgot to add the big fake boobs and half price cell phone she'll use to make a "leaked" sex tape
Submitted by SoulTaker on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 4:22pm.
"Tot Mom" is the dumbest nickname ever and makes me think of tater tots.
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RIGHT?!?!?!?! What dumbass came up with that anyway?
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:16pm.
ITA re both Andrea and Rusty Yates. That piece of crap Rusty should have been charged with child endangerment. Part of me always wondered if he wanted that tragedy to happen so he could move on, responsibility-free.
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"Myra Hindley also got significantly less time than her partner in crime Ian Brady, and the bitch carried around ropes they used to rape and torture the little kids as a souvenir!"
Fucking_Classy - Did you see 'Longford'? It was tangentially about that cunt. What a great movie. I love how I'm not the only true crime buff.
"If there is any justice in the world, she and Casey will spend all of eternity in a special circle in hell built just for them."
I don't know why this is making me laugh so hard (because honestly there's nothing funny about these two cunts escaping their just desserts), but I'm imagining Satan in my head going 'NO! NO! NOOOOO! *surveys mockup of special ring of Hell* This is just...unacceptable! YOU call THIS abject terror? Tortuous? Horrifying? And this BRIMSTONE? YOU call THIS *violently shakes brimstone* the smell of burning flesh?! This shoddy piece of shit?! I just...I don't even KNOW why I trust this kind of work to my minions! You call yourselves PROFESSIONALS?! *trashes room*'
Because in my mind Satan is a huge diva when his eternal damnation expectations fall short. Even Satan knows your dream ring of Hell is only as good as your worst demonic contractor.
Personally, I could not more strongly disagree with the 'he/she doesn't seem capable of violence' rationale. I work in the justice system and I have seen some truly horrifying things up close, things committed by people that didn't seem capable of violence either, so that argument doesn't fly with me personally. No shit, I could relay a bunch of 'shit just got real' stories.
Ugh, that story about the little boy in NYC just makes me sick. I have three nephews and I could see the middle one (he's 8) being trusting that like that too. The littlest wants to be a cop (or possibly a bear fighter, you know, gotta keep your options open in this economy) and he told me I could go to NYC because, and I quote 'All the BAD GUYS live there!'. I told him not to worry, that I was on the case. He said it was OK if I went but I had to watch out for his mom (my sister). God, I love him so much.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
She looks like fucking Jar Jar Binks...I give her a year, tops...
http://news.yahoo.com/8-old-brooklyn-boy-killed-dismembered-191831616.ht...
This poor 8 year old asked for directions on his way home, ended up dismembered in some guys freezer/suitcase. Sick fucking bastard who did this should burn in hell.
And no, Casey is no OJ. There was no proof the death was a murder, there is no cause of death, or time of death. Casey was a liar but she was always very good with the child. I watched every friggin minute of the trial (long story but I was laid up)and I don't believe Casey was capble of violence. But that moron Nancy Grace has blown this up and put out so much misinformation that the whole world thinks she is some killer.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:22pm.
The psychologist who interviewed Casey for the trial was on Nancy Grace last night (shut up) and he claims he found no mental illness. Nancy was like "Well then, to what to you attribute the outrageous lies she told?, etc." That idiot doctor said Casey doesn't know why she lied. *Level 10 eyeroll*
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Submitted by Neurotic on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:53pm.
Ms. Anthony was accused of murdering her two-year-old daughter, Caylee, and hiding her body in the backyard (?). She was tried for the murder; the jury acquitted her of murder but found her guilty of four counts of lying to the police. The trial was covered exhaustively by HN-CNN with shrieking commentary by Nancy Grace.
Many folks believe that she got away with murder through slick lawyer hence the O.J. comparison.
Some believe that the jury got the verdict right because the prosecution did not present enough credible evidence hence the O.J. comparison.
A few of us really don't care.
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Damn Mike, that's messed up. Between her and the 8yr old boy in Brooklyn, I don't know which one is worse. My poor son, I tell him these stories and he hates it but he's more aware than most.
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She should just gain 150lbs....she would be unrecognizable...saying that because I saw some girl I went to highschool with last week who had inflated like a balloon and I had no idea who she was until she told me her name. I was flabbergasted....flab LOL.
Can I get the resumed notes on this case?
Bitches, I'm for serious real. I've no time to follow the circus sometimes, but I wanna join in the water cooler here.
Everyone's saying she's like the white female OJ Simpson and I'm nodding to whatever people say about this case, but shit, really, I don't even know the facts here.
This bitch does look an awful lot like the girl who played Julie in Desperate Housewives(Terry Snatcher's daughter.)
@thegobbler - like you, btw, sorry if I sound cold or harsh on the D, at times.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:42pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:34pm.
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Girl, I give you two snaps up....
And don't forget, he made that bitch live on a BUS, an abandoned BUS. Yeah, he finally bought a house, but too little to late doesn't even cover it.
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He also got remarried to a cute little (dumbfucking) blonde chick in the same church he buried his kids. He's a real shitstain.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
The media needs to get the fuck over this. The kid died by accident, and Casey is batshit terrified of Cindy, so she buried her in the swamp. Like any true sociopath, yesterday never happened, so she went on with her partying. She's no murderer though.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:34pm.
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Girl, I give you two snaps up....
And don't forget, he made that bitch live on a BUS, an abandoned BUS. Yeah, he finally bought a house, but too little to late doesn't even cover it.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
If you want to read a really tragic story of a child's death, google Shaniya Davis. That mess happened in my neck of the woods.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 5:16pm.
Personally, while I find what Andrea Yates did horrifying, I forgive her and have sympathy for her. She never tried to hide what she did, and was positively tormented by her scumbag husband. Also, I think she is severely ill and not functional
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Russell-scumbag-piece-of-shit-Yates should be rotting in a prison cell. That fucking scumbag knew that she was mentally unstable, and after TWO suicide attempts on her part he still allowed her not only to be alone with those children, but to shoulder the vast majority of their care. He KNEW she was a danger, and still insisted she home-school them. Just pile the stress on an unstable woman, you fucking genius. He also "let" her have as many children as nature would allow (I guess nature borrowed his dick everytime she got pregnant) even though he knew pregnancy worsened her mental condition.
Then, after she conveniently knocked off all those natural nuisance children for him and went away he immediately remarried. I wish someone would put his dick in a garbage disposal.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
The psychologist who interviewed Casey for the trial was on Nancy Grace last night (shut up) and he claims he found no mental illness. Nancy was like "Well then, to what to you attribute the outrageous lies she told?, etc." That idiot doctor said Casey doesn't know why she lied. *Level 10 eyeroll*
Personally I think she was giving him hummers or something.
Submitted by thegobbler on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 4:58pm.
Guy Turcotte-stabbed his 2 little kids to death, then tried to kill himself. Keep in mind, dude is a cardiologist, so wd have access to drugs and ostensibly have the knowledge to do a proper job of offing himself. What does dumbass do? Drink window cleaner.
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Wait, window cleaner can kill your ass? *pours out full wine glass of Windex*...What? It's cheaper than booze and gave me a nice buzz...Don't yo asses judge me IN THIS ECONOMY!
No, but seriously, here's what I think we should do with the unjustly acquitted. SHUN THEM of course...BUT...offer them the opportunity for a death match fight on Pay Per View...and I mean LITERALLY a fight to the death. This fuck and O.J. (or more appropriately Jeffrey McDonald) can have a knife fight cage match.
Casey Anthony v. Susan Smith...Casey only armed with chlorophyl and duct tape while poor Susie has to drown Anthony in a kiddie pool (how ironic) because a car and a lake won't fit into the cage...
The winner? Let's make it interesting. Give 'em a 50/50...Door no. 1 or Door no. 2...Behind one is say 50,000 K. Behind door no. 2 is the NEXT DEATH MATCH challenge. (only for good tv. there is ONLY the NEXT DEATH MATCH challenge, but they don't know that). Now that's some pay-per-view I'd rob my grandmama to watch.
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Submitted by thegobbler on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 4:58pm.
Guy Turcotte-stabbed his 2 little kids to death, then tried to kill himself. Keep in mind, dude is a cardiologist, so wd have access to drugs and ostensibly have the knowledge to do a proper job of offing himself. What does dumbass do? Drink window cleaner.
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know what? I'm actually happy he got acquitted. He's remorseful and can't live with himself anymore after what he's done. His life is admittedly ruined. He'll never be able to forgive himself, this I believe. After the murders (he was on meth) he was found literally crawled under his bed, shaking.
Mental illnesses are a serious disease.
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Agree that CA was not as cruel as some other killers but for some reason the collective consciousness has been super-outraged. I think the partying pushed me over the edge.
Personally, while I find what Andrea Yates did horrifying, I forgive her and have sympathy for her. She never tried to hide what she did, and was positively tormented by her scumbag husband. Also, I think she is severely ill and not functional.
Guy Turcotte-stabbed his 2 little kids to death, then tried to kill himself. Keep in mind, dude is a cardiologist, so wd have access to drugs and ostensibly have the knowledge to do a proper job of offing himself. What does dumbass do? Drink window cleaner.
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"Tot Mom" is the dumbest nickname ever and makes me think of tater tots.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 1:57pm.
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She should've gotten the same sentence her ex-husband did. This is pure sexism, the thought that no woman could be a sexual predator, at least not one as vicious as a man. Myra Hindley also got significantly less time than her partner in crime Ian Brady, and the bitch carried around ropes they used to rape and torture the little kids as a souvenir!
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Not true. Both Hindley and Brady were sentenced to 30 years to life, and she was convicted of one less murder than he was, although she was convicted of sheltering him in that murder, clearly a much lesser offense. She died in prison in 2002.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 2:28pm.
Karla Homolka is Leanne Teale now? Wonder if she experiences any harassment now under her new name. Hopefully she does. Personally I find Leanne to be THE most vile woman on the planet, much more detestable than Casey or even Eileen Wuornos. Again, wondering how she's escaped the cold, swift hand of karma all these years?
Simple: no such thing as karma.
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 1:40pm.
Oh hear we go, HEAR WE GO, who gives a fucking rats ass about this shit. We got Genghis Khan killing hundreds of millions and Stalin killing tens of millions and Adolf who the fuck cares and whatever who the fuck derelict is doing who knows whatthefuckever. And you are going to get your panties in a bunch over one baby. Oh fucking please. It is a sad situation, but nothing to warrant hysteria. She was acquitted. All right man, put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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blame it on the media hype for creating another tunnel vision. Fuck her.
Even here, a doctor was acquitted for butchering (he plead guilty) his two children (ages 3 and 5) due to mental insanity.
his name is Guy Turcotte, google him if you give a fuck.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 1:55pm.
THE KEN AND BARBIE KILLERS?
I watched a lot of documentaries on serial killers two weeks ago, and amongst the Geins and the Gacys their story stood out as particularly fucked up.
Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 1:40pm.
Oh hear we go, HEAR WE GO, who gives a fucking rats ass about this shit. We got Genghis Khan killing hundreds of millions and Stalin killing tens of millions and Adolf who the fuck cares and whatever who the fuck derelict is doing who knows whatthefuckever. And you are going to get your panties in a bunch over one baby. Oh fucking please. It is a sad situation, but nothing to warrant hysteria. She was acquitted. All right man, put that in your pipe and smoke it.
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"Over one baby". Are you fucken for real?
"After hours upon hours of Radar's interns downloading a bootleg copy of Photoshop with most of the tools missing, they spent about 2 quick seconds coming up with this masterpiece!"
This comment made my day. I work with Photoshop a lot, and can't imagine what it would be like to have "most of the tools missing"!
If her mouth was open in that pic she would look just like a real doll.
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Submitted by mharker on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 2:24pm.
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I once was in an airport and I saw a pilot walk by with the name tag A. Hitler. No lie! Seriously . . . his parents must have been either morons or @$$holes or both to give him ANY first
name starting with 'A' given their last name!
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Where did you read that the government is paying for her to have personal security and an identity change? Just curious.
Submitted by mharker on Wed, 07/13/2011 - 2:24pm.
I always wonder what happened to people with the last name Hitler. I doubt all of them changed their names. There has to be some stubborn ones out there. "I'm an eighth-generation Marvin Hitler, and dammit, I'm not changing my name for anyone!"
True story.
I was on a first date with a dude (back when I was single) and I asked if he had children... He says Yes I have one... I say, what's his name???... he says HITLER... I say, I want to go home, don't worry I'll take a cab. He didn't know why.
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....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K