Jennifer Aniston Is Having The Best Week EVER!!!!!

i know it's only a candid pic, but she looks so happy. I hope he doesn't hurt her :(

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"The most famous woman in the world" is remarkable hubris. Besides, I'm sure Courtney Stodden disagrees.

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I love the people with a selective morality. Lying, cheating and hurting others is OK before marriage, but NOT afterwards. Really? As far as I know, people who are doing this BEFORE they get married, tend to do it AFTER they get married, too. Most cheatin' liars don't magically transform into decent folks with the presentation of a marriage certificate. Unless, of course, they have a profound realization, feel truly bad and change their ways. But how often does that happen? I've only seen it once myself...yeah, whatever.

Submitted by contrario on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:52pm.

Isn't this Heidi Biven that same woman that came out saying she did 85% of Mila Kunis' dancing after she was dumped by Justin Therolake before he went on having a child with Jennifer Portman??

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well done, that honestly made me lol.

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No respect for cheaters. How a couple choose to define their relationship (married or not) is irrelevant, the commitment still exists. However, I don't see Aniston as the villain of the piece, any more than I ever viewed Jolie as responsible for the Aniston/Pitt break-up. Pitt was the cheater; as is now, Theroux.
I always thought those TEAM ANISTON and TEAM JOLIE t-shirts should have read: PITT THE SHIT.
I doubt anyone cares enough about Theroux or his nobody ex to print any t-shirts.
Aniston is still a huge sack of dull.

As for comparing her to Jolie. It's a no brainer. Justin isnt married and his g/f must've known that a true commitment was never coming after 14 yrs together. Dont act surprised, dear.

No one knows for sure if they were on the outs even though she was still living with him. It's obvious that SHE moved out -- so,it's not her home. I'd be damned if I'd move out of MY house after finding out that my b/f cheated on me. I'm sure she'll get a nice pay day for her tale of woe. In the meantime, you can bet Jen didnt do this purposely , it's not her nature. Plus she wouldnt want the bad press and a bat taken to her image. Jolie on the other hand was KNOWN for this. It shouldnt have even come as a surprise to Aniston when she ran off with her husband.

Submitted by Rasclaat on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 5:13pm.

She's a slut that goes from man to man and she stole this one from his girlfriend just like how Angelina stole Brad from her so I guess she has to stop saying she's a victim now
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For real? A SLUT? She was single for the past 6 years and has had 2 , TWO, II, Dos, ... relationships. Vince Vaughn and John M. What kind of loon or dickwad would use that word to describe her? A prude for sure.

She has dated ...so what. Who doesnt when you have that many years of freedom? She has sooo much going for her , so why wouldnt she show it off? She's been linked to Butler and who cares ...he was single. She was never linked to Owen Wilson, Justin Bateman, Clive Owen, Ben Affleck, and she starred in movies with all of them. She's been linked to Bradley Cooper b/c they were photographed having dinner ,...only to find out within weeks he was serious with Renee. SO what's up with the speculation that she's spreading her legs all over Hollywood.

GET A LIFE.

Wow. All the heartache she surely felt when Brad cheated on her with Angelina, and yet she has no qualms about inflicting that same heartache on another woman? I'm sure as fuck no angel, but I can't see how any decent person could do that.

And I'm curious to see what kind of PR effect this has...she's built her entire image on being a sweetheart. Guess she's a ho like the rest of Hollywood.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 4:55pm.
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I could care less about Maniston and Theroux,
I was simply responding to this statement: "Stealing a guy with a girlfriend is not the same as stealing a married guy" with which I disagree.

My partner and I are in a committed relationship that's for keeps - we're not married because we don't believe in it or think it's necessary. It doesn't make him any less committed to the relationship, and it doesn't make him "fair game".

If the relationship was already over, the love had died, and he was actively looking for someone else, well, those are variables. But you didn't mention that in your first statement - you said that if someone isn't married, "all's fair in love and war."

I just wanted to say that IMO just because a man isn't married doesn't necessarily make him fair game.

I'm not being combative either, I guess I just wanted to speak up for the unmarrieds out there.

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I agree w/Rascalaat. Seems like there was some real fuckery going on behind the scenes (acc to Radar's interview). His girlfriend, Heidi, didn't move out until the middle of June. And, one week later, we have Aniston snuggling w/him? Ugh--looks like Jen Ho and Angie Ho deserve to be in the same canoe together.

May 25th: “Jen Aniston and Justin Theroux? Not happening. Who says so? The mother of Justin’s gorgeous long-time girlfriend, stylist Heidi Bivens! Marilyn Bivens said Theroux, 39, and Aniston, 42, are just FRIENDS. “It’s not true at all,” Bivens said. “That’s from Justin’s own mouth. He said he was with her at a dinner party with a lot of other people. It’s been just a big, big misunderstanding — and you can take that as the truth.”

THEN, this==June 14th: “The costume designer’s mom, Marilyn Bivens, has exclusively told Radar that her daughter is “doing fine” despite her high profile and painful split. She said: “Heidi is doing fine and just trying to get on with her life." Theroux, 39, and Aniston, 42, allegedly first hooked-up last autumn while they had been filming Wanderlust together. He was last photographed in public with Bivens at The House Of Blues Leaves opening night on Broadway on April 25, 2011. Aniston and her new man went public with a very public display of affection at the MTV Movie Awards bash (on June 5th)”

I approve of this romance. Justin was fantastic in Mulholland Drive and Inland Empire. I'd like to see Jennifer in a David Lynch film. They never mention those things when they say why he is famous and I haven't seen his newer things but he's great and very smart and she still has potential. It seems like she needs a personality implant. If fucking Brad Pitt didn't do it I don't know what will, although he seems pretty much like a pet househusband type anyway. He has his bong and his bitchen motorcycles and he's enjoying things. I can't hate Brad Pitt, but he does nothing for me and I wouldn't go see one of his movies for sure. Why don't they all (except Justin) retire already? They flood the market. None of their movies are an event anymore. Don't get me started on Johnny Depp.

Anyway. Good for Jennifer. The raw cookie dough bars were just not life-affirming anymore.

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She's a slut that goes from man to man and she stole this one from his girlfriend just like how Angelina stole Brad from her so I guess she has to stop saying she's a victim now.

If you say so, johnnysgirl.

And I'm not saying you are wrong, I respect your opinion.

I'm just saying, that she is single, she's not leaving anyone, and who knows what he told her initially about his "relationship status."

She holds no blame for him leaving his girlfriend.

Imo.

I will say, I used to feel as you do, a guy friend of mine left his girlfriend years ago because he was unhappy and had fallen in love with one of my friends and I was furious, but I have since come to believe that if you don't take marriage vows, you don't owe anything but a respectful breakup to your partner if you find someone else.

They've been married for years now and have 3 kids.

Again, not being nasty or combative.

I do respect your opinion.

I hope you respect mine.
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Submitted by bourgie on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 4:38pm.

Agree on every single point.

It would be great if she got pregnant by this guy for many reasons. One it would knock off Beyonce, Kim & the rest of the Kardashians and Fake unLivelys of the world off the major weeklies. This would happen because in some editors eyes Aniston is a bigger star than those hos. E! would shift their progamming from all Kartrashian all the time to specials about Jens' baby. Second all those self riteous hags who go on and fucking on about you know who supposedly stealing a man from Aniston and got pregnant soon after would have to shut the f up in a snap. Good. All they did was make noise. Jen would be on every magazine blog radio whatever. Seriously it will be the biggest publicity coup in her life. I like that because no more fucking Kartrashians who think they are royalty. Did you guys know that E will be televising the future Bride of Frankensein Kim K's wedding? It's just too much that I'm thinking that these people pay to play.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 4:35pm.
It's still stealing and it's a dick move.
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How about we say it's 'uncool' and call it a day. :)

Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 3:56pm.

Stealing a guy with a girlfriend is not the same as stealing a married guy.

As far as I'm concerned, if nobody is married, all's fair in love and war.
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It's still stealing and it's uncool.

Edited per Fishy's suggestion :D

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@Condi, ITA! For a new "relationship," this sure is a marketing blitz with all the photos, etc., trying to revamp J.A.'s image into the naughty seductress. It seems like people really in love would try to shield it from the harsh media glare, not advertise themselves like a new product.

Heidi Bivens should go after Brad since he seems to have about as much interest in marrying Jolie as Justin had in marrying Bivens.

"What really matters is that Jennifer Aniston can tell her knitting circle that she can't bring the raw cookie dough bars to next week's meeting, because that night she'll receive the highest honor at the Homewreckers Ball!" LMAO Now this is an X I can get behind. I wonder if the loonies will be converted by this new side of JA.

Stealing a guy with a girlfriend is not the same as stealing a married guy.

As far as I'm concerned, if nobody is married, all's fair in love and war.

This won't last, though.

The guy's just out of a 15 year relationship, yeah, no...he doesn't want to fuck a million girls, he wants to settle down with an older chick, get married and be a Daddy.

Ummm....okay.

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The whole trifecta of them has been shamelessly boring since day one and hip hooray, now it's a boring four square. Fast forward JT running away in the middle of the night when he realizes after dealing with 14 yr relationship, he's in another "situation". She wants babbehs, he wants brownchickenbrowncow like another other dude.

Two Words: John Mayer. Nuff Said. I will they'd all go away.
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Good for her! I love Jennifer, and wish her all the happiness she deserves.

And, chiniston? Are you twelve?

Now I'm all depressed that there are so many pro-chinistons on a cool site like this one. Like, at least 90% of the comments are love for Jennifraud. Don't you all know Jenny's not REALLY a 'Friend' no matter how hard you want to believe it? May I quote Lainey?

The Queen of all Frauds, definitely NOT the girl next door unless you live in a $7 million mansion with another $10 million in upgrades, or unless you deal in “happy”, there is no way in hell The Ex is gonna get Friend-ly with you. And she is not going to go out of her way for her fans either. She doesn't appreciate them.

Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 1:54pm.

Actually Schlong, Ziggy is a Brangeloonie and used monotonous when she actually meant monogamous, and tried to play it off that the words are interchangeable, which they are not, so I am not so sure about the wise part.

Huh? WHAH? Why do people call each other loonies if someone happens to like a person that is normally 'hated' here via Group-think? I'm vehemently against Ziggy's politics and I don't share the love she feels for people she chooses to 'admire' but, I hesitate to call her a loony. She has always seemed very intelligent to me...especially knowing she's a youngin' around my daughter's age, I will give her the benefit.

Or, maybe she just likes to yank some chains around here?

I really don't care. Some of her rants are spot-on.

Some of YOUR rants are spot on.

If we all agreed on everything and everyone here...this would be a really creepy and surreal place.

I appreciate the nuance of disagreements so long as they stay on topic and don't become constant ad-homs that take up volumes of space that could be spent otherwise using humor or at least attempts at humor.

Jennifer Aniston's body is off the charts perfect and it's obvious she works like crazy to have that beautiful of a body... Angelina's body looks like a scrawny, starved, meatless chicken-bone in comparison. Do either of these women make a difference in my life? Nah. Nada. But, maybe for some people...they inspire them?

I dunno. I've never been a 'fan' of anyone. The closest I came [cough-came-cough] to being a 'fan' of someone other than Jesus would be Brandon Lee and he be done dead.

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Say what you will ... but she's never looked more alive with a man than she has in this photo !Talk about being in love and comfortable with the person you're dating. They both look like they're in on the joke and the rest of the world is out.

This is a great pic. Good for her. Good things come to those who wait ... I suppose.

That chin will poke yer eye out...look at that fuckin' thing.

Chinny chin Chinnifer *becomes very tempted to make up a jump roping song abou the Chin*

"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie

Oh and...

I love Jennifer Aniston and I think she looks gorgeous pretty much all the time. This photograph is beautiful.

It is my firm opinion (shared by no one else) that Ziggy is completely sarcastic and tongue-in-cheek on just about every topic she posts.

Figures they'd be hanging out with Skeevy Richardson. Bunch of douches.

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what a desperately lonely, talentless, attention-starved, middle-aged, unhappy, man-chinned skank!

Submitted by Schlong on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 1:09pm.

Actually Schlong, Ziggy is a Brangeloonie and used monotonous when she actually meant monogamous, and tried to play it off that the words are interchangeable, which they are not, so I am not so sure about the wise part.

I'm going to use the loony tune logic of brangelina fans when I say this about his ex girl friend, Heidi: If he hadn't married you in 14 years, chances are it was over anyways darling. And MK is right "The truth is, Justin and Brad both cheated, because they are weak dicks who were born with an extra asshole chip instead of a sensitivity chip." Classic.

"It sucks when your ex dates the most famous woman in the world so soon after a breakup."

So then how is she stealing him? He already broke up with the previous gf. Non-story.

Submitted by Slurpee on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:30pm.
Who's Terry Richardson?

Some ugly creepy hipster photographer who takes random b/w photos and everyone shits their pants about how it's ~~high art~~

Evil_Cupcake on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 1:05pm.

mo·not·o·nous/məˈnätn-əs/Adjective
1. Dull, tedious, and repetitious; lacking in variety and interest.

Yes, that pretty much describes the Jolie-Pitt union.

Xactly. Miss Ziggy is wise beyond her 23 years.

Friggin' youngins with their genius Eye Cues!

mo·not·o·nous/məˈnätn-əs/Adjective
1. Dull, tedious, and repetitious; lacking in variety and interest.

Yes, that pretty much describes the Jolie-Pitt union.

"This is all just ridiculous, though. Jennifer "stole" Justin the same way Angie "stole" Brad. The truth is, Justin and Brad both cheated, because they are weak dicks who were born with an extra asshole chip instead of a sensitivity chip."

THANK YOU, MK!

Of course, going after committed people is a rather shitty idea, not to mention morally condemnable, but please let's focus on who's REALLY at fault here.

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ZiggyStardust on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:55pm.

Monotonous and monogamous are interchangeable.

OUCH. That troof hurts! haha

Who is that in your avatar Schlong?

Sum yung goy on a muSSkle building forum. :)

Most famous woman in the world? hahaha
She hasn't been popular since friends.
She would not have had any press in the past 10 years if Brad Pitt hadn't married her and dumped her.
Has she ever had a hit movie? To my knowledge they've all been bombs...

"Justin and Brad both cheated, because they are weak dicks who were born with an extra asshole chip"

I read that as "weak dicks who were born with an extra asshole"

Justin >>>>>>>> Brad, BTW

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:50pm.

Angelina Jole and Brad Pitt are in love. They have maintained a commited and monotonous relationship for many years....

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mono- mono- monotonous...?..yes.... Hem, what do you mean?...

Submitted by Schlong on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:53pm.
ZiggyStardust on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:50pm.

Angelina Jole and Brad Pitt are in love. They have maintained a commited and monotonous relationship for many years and have established a happy family home. Somehow they have also made several important contributions to the arts.

You meant monogamous right? Or no? lol
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Either ZiggyStardust is being cheeky and sarcastic or is a certifiable Brangeloonie.

Submitted by Schlong on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:53pm.
ZiggyStardust on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:50pm.

Angelina Jole and Brad Pitt are in love. They have maintained a commited and monotonous relationship for many years and have established a happy family home. Somehow they have also made several important contributions to the arts.

You meant monogamous right? Or no? lol

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Submitted by Preferred Username on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:49pm.

if it cost more than a 6 pack and 5 minute shocker fucking don't bother.... :P
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Monotonous and monogamous are interchangeable.

Who is that in your avatar Schlong?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 04/06/2010 - 10:19am.

mcnightmare, don't argue with ZiggyStardust. You will just get frustrated. Her mind doesn't work like the rest of ours.

I am a troll. Ignore

Angelina & Jennifer just need to meld into one person because Jen's bod is smokin' hot and Angie's face is still beautiful [*cough*] and that would make one helluva frankenbride.

They should go hang out with Natalie and Millepeen.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 06/22/2011 - 12:43pm.
*steals IF from Mr Fury*

Ooooh!

Can you two have a duel at sunrise?!
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