A Jennifer Aniston Side-Eye That Even Maddox Would Flinch At
If that isn't a "This Barney Rubble looking motherfucker better not be telling my new piece about the time he walked on in me breastfeeding Beanie Babies", then I don't know what is.
At an MTV Movie Awards after-party at SoHo House last night, Jennifer Aniston found herself in the middle of her current fuck piece (Justin Theroux) and her former fuck piece (Jason Sudeikis). Jennifer usually reserves her side swept shank eyes for when she gets a response to her eHarmony profile from a man who loves long photo-op walks on the beach and knitting dog boleros (the work of Maddox, obviously), so this is totally some rare shit. But sadly, I don't think Jason Sudeikis realized he was on the receiving end of an Aniston side-eye. Jason was too busy wondering why Charles Manson is out of prison and if Anastasia does his eyebrows.