Mildred Baena Really Is The Modern Day Marilyn Monroe
Or is it she's the modern day La Pequena Marilyn Monroe? I'm not sure. But Entertainment Tonight got a hold of this home movie of the mother of Arnold Schwarzenegger's love child cooing out Happy Birthday ala Marilyn Monroe at her niece's quince party a few years ago. This is the same quince that Arnold and Maria allegedly paid for and attended. Arnold wasn't around when Mildred pushed this little number out (which sort of looks like she's farting, queefing and burping at the same time in extra slow motion) or I'm she would've wiggled her chichis something extra.
No, seriously, this confirms what we've known all along: Mildred Baena is this generation's Marilyn Monroe! I can't wait to see Mira Sorvino, Ashley Judd, Michelle Williams, Sunny Thompson, Sophie Monk, Samantha Morton, Poppy Montgomery and Catherine Hicks play her in a movie!
That woman's a soul eater! Something deep inside of me just withered and died ...
It's funny. There was this guy in high school who I was madly infatuated with. Years later, I found that even some of the uglier girls in class had gotten to ride his dong. Furthermore, I have always fantasised about riding Arnie's dong (c:a 1966-1995). Then you see who gets it. What is it with straight guys putting their cocks into any accepting hole? Why didn't mine get any?
Mildred was trying on Arnold's dresses, not Maria's.
I'd hit it.
Submitted by Puto on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 9:55pm.
Think making fun of her and snarking is not cool. It's not her fault and perhaps not emotionally prepared to hear such awful comments.
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Hahaha! Which part isn't her fault? The part where she happily banged a married man? The part where she got knocked up? The part where she deceived the poor bastard she was married to about the kid she had? The part where she chose a dress that wasn't particularly flattering to the arm situation she has going on?
Choices. All choices. She made 'em.
Making fun of starving children is not cool. Making fun of some ditch-pig and her douchy fuck-partner in crime is perfectly cool. And a little cathartic I might add.
Clearly Christina Hendricks is the only woman who could play her.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
if this cow gets her own reality show out of this, i will be pissed...
she needs to go away...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
I'm thinking of a Honeybaked Ham for Xmas.
I realize Xmas is many months away, and I never plan ahead, so I just have no clue how this idea randomly popped into my mind.
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GERONIMO!
A.cotw,
I hope you feel better soon.
Centy
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:10am.
Sweet of you to ask,Mickey. I'm in pain from two forms of neuralgia and wide awake. If I start babbling about an obscure topic,blame the painkillers. :-P
This is like a Maid in Manhattan scenario, cuz aint no way in hell JLo's fat ass could fit in Natasha's clothing.
May she RIP.
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Submitted by A.cotw on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:48pm.
"Or the clothing might smell."
That too. Hi, BTW. How are you doing? I left for a few minutes to prepare everyone breakfast, so chances are you're off to bed already. I hate time difference with a passion.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
A guy friend told me that fucking a fat chick is different and the sensation is better than banging a skinny broad.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 11:38pm.
Or the clothing might smell.
There's no way Baena could ever have tried on Maria's dresses without getting caught, because after the fact they would look like they were worn by The Hulk on a bad-tempered day.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I'm sorry, there is no forgiveness for a hisband who fucks a "Mildred."
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Can't watch this shit. Sorry. And this bitch should NOT have her own tag.
"Some men rob you with a six-gun -- others with a fountain pen." -- Woodie Guthrie
Arnold could never have run for president because he's a naturalized citizen (you have to be born in the US to run). His 19,000 love children are moot on that score.
Apart from that, this woman is mesmerizingly horrible. It's so obvious she thinks she's the shit for "throwing" this party on Arnie and Maria's dime. Sometimes I'm ashamed of our people. So many of them insist on living up to type. Bleh.
Submitted by Puto on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 9:55pm.
Think making fun of her and snarking is not cool. It's not her fault and perhaps not emotionally prepared to hear such awful comments.
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Can't agree re her fault. If she had been raped or been seduced as a teenager, yes. But she was an adult with her own husband who repeatedly slept with her boss in the bedroom he shared with her other boss. I don't know if we have to make fun of her looks, but what she did deserves censure.
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"At the end of the day, they will pay the price for being a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate, they could afford to eat at a modest restaurant." (Alan Partridge)
Think making fun of her and snarking is not cool. It's not her fault and perhaps not emotionally prepared to hear such awful comments.
If Marilyn had been fugly
This is the political JJ and SB.
I blame Maria for marrying this oversexed user.
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Damm it, please stop with this skank maid story.
Fuck you Maria, now I'm really pissed you've unleashed this bomb shit on the world.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Fat fucking tranny looking pig. She looks like she smells like armpit
Am I the only one who thinks she did this as a subtle Fuck You to Maria? After all, everyone knows the (probably true) rumor about JFK and Marilyn.
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Arnold after her ass has got her thinking she is some HOT SHiiiiT! Maybe she is thinks she fucked a Kennedy by proxy??
POOOHTEEEE!
Arnold Schwarzeneggar....hot bodybuilder.....multi gazillionairre......stud f Conan & Terminator & Predator & .....
And THIS is the "hottie" he picks to bang??
WOW.....For once I am truly speechless.
she looks like a train wreck , not the type of gal i would like to hang out with ,and I have done my dirty dids, she is a run of the mill?, I wonder what he saw in her,?she is fugly, she must put out really good, having his wife and the maid sharing the same dresses , he is just plain nasty thinking he was never going to be caught. I'm pretty sure her family knew about it.nasty very nasty.
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Jimmy: Do I have enough cologne on?
Christopher: You smell like Paco Rabane crawled up your ass and died.The Sopranos
I never had a Quince, but this brings me back to my cousin's party. Lots of drunk Mexicans partying it up and staring at my boobs. It was a good night, I got to see my aunt drunk - which was hilarious - and push little kids out of the way for candy once the pinata was thrashed. Good times.
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"Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 04/16/2010 - 5:46pm.
I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
God she's a sight. Arnold must have enjoyed the convenience of not having to leave the safety and comfort of his home in order to bang her skanky ass--there's no other explanation for this mess.
They're both disgusting.
I bet it's times like these when Maria wishes her uncles Jack, Bobby, and Teddy were still around. B/c then, Mildred would probably, um, OD at home, just like the real Marylin did :P
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"He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down his belly and slurp it out of his navel without getting splashed in the face." - A Shore Thing, by the
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 5:15pm.
CHUNK!
DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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She is HIDEOUS.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 6:28pm.
If she was pick of the litter, I wanna see a group shot of the rest of the household staff.
Must be a freak show over there.
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I snorted like a slutty maid when I read that.
La vida te da sorpresas, sorpresas te da La vida
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
I wonder how Ms. Patty feels about her friends and family selling her out for a quick buck. Ahnald probably made her sign a lifetime confidentality agreement; lips zipped or no money.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Holy fuck, PantyChrist, you just KILLED me with that "Polyester" reference!!!
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Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by chocopuffs on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 5:44pm.
what I don't get is: him giving shit to the latin community. and he was was cheating on his wife with a trashy latin girl??????????????????
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Not hard to imagine. Don't know if you remember Strom Thurmond, but he was the most virulent anti-civil rights bigot every (next to George Wallace). Turns out, he had a black child whose mother was also (ironically) a maid. Of course, we didn't find out about his dirt for years. His daughter was in her 60s when that shit hit the fan.
Arnold is just another in a long line of hypocritical politicians.
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Agreed. I also imagine it must make perfect sense for an egotistical bigot to have a black or latin mistress - I bet it just increases their overall sense of superiority.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 6:37pm.
Word! Which is one of the many reason I have no Facebook, no Twitter, or any other social media trails.
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Jesus, I thought I was the only one in that department. People call me antisocial, but it's exactly the opposite - why talk to you online when I can do it face to face? Plus I value my anonymity... can't stand having a bunch of strangers knowing who I'm friends with, or even who I am, for that matter. I don't want to exist for everyone.
OT: I feel sad for those kids. Talk about a dysfunctional family.
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Submitted by chocopuffs on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 5:44pm.
what I don't get is: him giving shit to the latin community. and he was was cheating on his wife with a trashy latin girl??????????????????
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Not hard to imagine. Don't know if you remember Strom Thurmond, but he was the most virulent anti-civil rights bigot every (next to George Wallace). Turns out, he had a black child whose mother was also (ironically) a maid. Of course, we didn't find out about his dirt for years. His daughter was in her 60s when that shit hit the fan.
Arnold is just another in a long line of hypocritical politicians.
God, this crap isn't even funny anymore. Bunch of self-absorbed, talentless, immoral CUNTS with way too much money and the mentality of a teenage sociopath. If you want to act like a cretin, fine, just don't breed and drag innocent kids into your shit.
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attention whore much!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Thank whoreness that Arnie didn't get his wish for a shot to run for president! Can you imagine how many whores would've been throwing themselves on the gate of the White House with a kid dangling from their wrist proclaiming it's his?
The US dodged that bullet!
Can't wait for the fake Facebook page of this trick, I love when they create that shit!
The Tiger Woods one never gets old, NEVER! Haha!
http://www.slate.com/id/2237891/
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Damn! She comes across as one of those women who really thinks she is sexy, but isn't. I'm all for the power of positive thinking but in this case, it is never going to work.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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Submitted by haileyscomet on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 5:08pm.
I think her arms were bigger than Arnold's.
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Hahahahahaaha ! ! ! good one.
Even her own family knew it was her when the tabloid tv shows began reporting. Also, she (allegedly) doesn't even like her own race. Pendeja ! ! !
If she was pick of the litter, I wanna see a group shot of the rest of the household staff.
Must be a freak show over there.
Wow. No wonder Arnold couldn't keep his hands off of her...
Seriously, this is an INSULT to La Pequena!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 6:07pm.
This hussie is the gift that keeps on giving.
Those of you who post your shit on Facebook, Twitter and YouTube better behave 'cause one day if you generate any tabloid interest all your life will be out for ALL to see and rip apart like is happening to this slut and those unfortunate enough to be related to her.
Word! Which is one of the many reason I have no Facebook, no Twitter, or any other social media trails.
I love how her name is Mildred Beana. Like Beaner. Like I'm racist.
Submitted by the original be... on Tue, 05/24/2011 - 6:09pm.
Yeah, thanks for the advice. I decided instead to cut half my friends and not fuck any married politicians/movie stars. Hopefully that should set me straight.
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