QOTD: Marg Helgenberger Becomes Belieber Enemy #1
Marg Helgenberger's Mother Day has no doubt been filled with e-mails calling her an "oLD jelliz h8r fat BiTch" and calls from bawling toddlers telling her to "DIAF" (Note: They actually say D-I-A-F, because they really don't know what it stands for. They just know it's bad.), because she has insulted their JESUS!!!! Marg kept it real with Europe1 (via NYDN) in France when they asked her what it was like working with Justin Bieber on CSI.
"Um. Justin Bieber wasn't bad. He never acted before. I shouldn't be saying this, but he was kind of a brat. He was very nice to me. But he locked one of the producers in a closet and he put his fist through a cake that was on the craft service table."
Locked a producer in the closet? I guess if Justin Bieber can't come out of the closet, NOBODY CAN! But seriously, if you were a 17-year-old superstar millionaire who doesn't know what a "no" is, you too might be a terrible shit who viciously murders cakes for sport and terrorizes television producers. I still cannot condone cake murder. Justin Bieber needs to stand trail as an adult for committing that crime.
Here's the clip of Marg putting a lump of rage in every Belieber's diaper (at the 2:33 mark):
And somewhere John Travolta is "eh-ing" at this since he regularly puts a fist through a producer in a locked closet.
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I blame his greedy agents and whoever else is on his team. He is their cash cow and probably blow smoke up his ass 24-7 about what a huge superstar talent he is and people worship him like a God. No wonder kid stars grow up to be so fucked up.
you say hating Justin, like that's a bad thing...
Submitted by Hotmami on Sun, 05/08/2011 - 8:32pm:
"I still say he has a People Magazine coming out cover in 10 years".
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There is no doubt that he's gay. NO DOUBT AT ALL.
That People Magazine cover might come sooner than you think.
I am too young for China Beach. I remember the show, but I never watched it. I believe it was on at my bedtime. LOL
I can't believe she's 52!
I agree M.E. She's a classic on her own, which she'd lay off the god damn fillers. She was so freaking hot in China Beach. No wonder all the guys wanted to bang her on the show. She sucked the sexy right out of Dana Delaney.
This story has gotten so much traction. Who gives a shit?
I'm upset cause he destroyed good cake. I don't fancy shit like that. I love cake. How dare he punch one.
Could have feed a few needy folks looking for a snack!
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I've always loved Marg, but she just needs to stop fucking with her face.
And I'm glad she outted the litte asshole for his antics. He's a fucktard.
Arent all 17 year olds annoying?
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aw he's just widdle toddler. Cut him some slack. Ok I couldn't type that with a straight face.
I know it was said before but too bad they didn't Brandon Lee him on that episode.
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Frank N. Beans: Yikes! Karma much?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 7:03am.
Submitted by Uptown James on Sun, 05/08/2011 - 10:19pm.
Some twat from Blink 182 was interviewing Ozzy and asked him about a couple of young women singers, including Justin Bieber, and Ozzy had the best line. Looking very astonished at the Blink 182 Twat, he shot back, "Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?"
Wasn't that a pepsi commercial?
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It actually happened during a real live interview with Ozzy, The person was asking Ozzy questions and included Justin Bieber's name. Ozzy asked him " Who the F is Justin Bieber? He was not familiar with Bieber. The question gained immediate attention and the video of the interview was everywhere. I think Michael K posted here as well.
I guess that's where the idea came to make a commercial asking who Justin Bieber was. a portion of that real interview may still be on Youtube
Bwahahaha!! I definitely needed that to get me started this morning!
Bet she didn't say Boo! about sweetie Taytay Swift!
dyke drama, the WORST.
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You fucking cunt." ~ the delicate Sweetas 04/21/11
I'm SHOCKED that little fucknugget would go on a set where he's a guest and be a total asswipe. SHOCKED!
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me...
Does this really surprise anyone? Lez Beav has been known to be a little dbag for a long time.
People have to put up with it when you're making them money but as soon as that well runs dry you can be sure all those people that he fucked over and was a shit to will remember it in spades and he'll get help from no one when it comes time to try and rebuild his career.
People will go out of their way to try and help you if you were nice when you were on top. They remember you had time for "the little people"
This woman is pure sex. I always wanted her to get down with the black guy on CSI. Gil Grissom couldn't handle this kitteh.
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Submitted by Uptown James on Sun, 05/08/2011 - 10:19pm.
Some twat from Blink 182 was interviewing Ozzy and asked him about a couple of young women singers, including Justin Bieber, and Ozzy had the best line. Looking very astonished at the Blink 182 Twat, he shot back, "Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?"
Wasn't that a pepsi commercial?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
She is so much prettier than her fug-ass name would suggest. Can you imagine someone with that name applying for a job that didn't require a headshot?
Also, random, but my niece and nephew insist on serenading me with that Baby Baby Baby song every time I see them. I think I unwittingly enable this behavior it by complimenting them on their singing voices, but you see: both ARE better singers than him! I am not one for giving false compliments: I only speak the truth. Yesterday at a restaurant for Mothers' Day dinner, they sang it again, and I noticed that they were both calling him Justin Beaver. Of course I didn't correct them.
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Devil's advocate.
she is pretty! shut up. justin, you suck!
I've hated her ever since she was in that TV movie based on SK's Tommyknockers. Looks like she's gotten herself some alien-looking lippage. Not "becoming".
Too funny. Frankly, I'd be surprised if he wasn't a dick. Just look at him!
"Locked a producer in the closet? I guess if Justin Bieber can't come out of the closet, NOBODY CAN!"
LMAO! A producer taking that kind of shit from a 17-year-old chipmunk needs his Grown-Up Card revoked. And for what? Because he might incur the wrath of CSI's huge 10-year-old girl demographic?
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She should have just slapped that lesbian!
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Fuck that little lezbian haircut fruitloop.
I hope he gets AIDS from a female.
Has anyone commented about Marg's hair in that clip?
It's like Nancy Allen in "Carrie" meets "The Swamp Thing."
Or more realistically, if the real Nancy Allen moved from New Orleans to Santa Fe.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 05/08/2011 - 11:58pm.
Nothing makes me more happy than hearing the French speak. There is something so infinitely sexy about that language.
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Agreed. Takes me back to my H.S. French class.
You think Marg understands the questions in French, or is she listening to a translation?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 05/08/2011 - 11:58pm.
Nothing makes me more happy than hearing the French speak. There is something so infinitely sexy about that language.
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I agree, especially when Carla Bruni speaks it! :)
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GERONIMO!
Nothing makes me more happy than hearing the French speak. There is something so infinitely sexy about that language.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by kndall44 on Sun, 05/08/2011 - 11:48pm.
Wow, 52 years old. Her face looks good!
But her voice sounds like Marg Simpson.
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What about Dana Delaney at 55?
She's a fox!
Sounds like she's sucking helium, but what can you do.
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GERONIMO!
Wow, 52 years old. Her face looks good! Well better than Madonna's.
Funny her voice sounds like Marg Simpson.
If she were maybe, 30, she could get away with saying that.
Not that it isn't true, but at her age she just sounds like a menopausal old bitch.
She should have taken a page out of Madge's book and intimated that she fucked him...
Yeah!
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GERONIMO!
I've liked Marg since she was on the soaps 20 years ago, but if you look at CSI she was very professional and dowdy, then when she dumped her husband, she was suddenly very skinny and slutty looking, tits hanging out and skinny jeans.
A celluloid mid-life crisis.
I mean, my cellulite mid-life crisis is much more discreet!! :)
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GERONIMO!
Last Friday I saw a busload of Flemish teens and ALL the boys had this crappy haircut. In that respect The Biebs has even more impact than Manniston back in the day. And the sad part is that none of them looked cool, because for fear of their asymmetrical cut swepping the wrong way they constantly walked like they had scoliosis.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
why does this precious little bull-dagger always look like he's trying to fart?
Well, maybe Justin didn't apologize to her face, but it was nice of him to stop by and visit her wax visage at Madame Tussauds.
Wait, maybe he did apologize to her face.
It's hard to tell.
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GERONIMO!
I have always liked this woman.
Her plastic surgery is terrible.
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She obviously doesn't have kids.
If she does, uh, Happy Mother's Day?
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GERONIMO!
I usually enjoy feeding muffins to my dragon.
Submitted by Uptown James on Sun, 05/08/2011 - 10:19pm.
Mark Hoppus.
It's ok to know his name
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What's up, douchebag?
So, my daughter is Bieber's demographics -- age 9. Has he had any other hits than "Baby Baby" song? I just don't recall any other major hits so how the fuck is this guy still relevant? Or am I missing something?
Some twat from Blink 182 was interviewing Ozzy and asked him about a couple of young women singers, including Justin Bieber, and Ozzy had the best line. Looking very astonished at the Blink 182 Twat, he shot back, "Who the fuck is Justin Bieber?"
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
Don't worry all, Beiber will get what's coming to him. Anyone here old enough to remember the height of Leif Garrett's popularity? I predict Beiber's "career" will have the about the same trajectory & we'll be watching his cracked-out ass on Celebrity Rehab in 2025.
I usually like punching pound cakes..... smug little bitches!
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Sun, 05/08/2011 - 8:37pm.
Well, he'll probably bypass animals and go right to hitting people. If he hasn't already.
I am looking forward to his Shitney-style meltdown.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I punch cake all the time.
I punch cake all the time.
Sorry, little_rascal. I kinda thought so with your texting-style writing. Think I am sexually frustrated right now and when I am I am silly. ;)
*points up* Silly. ;)
@ Andrei
Hahaha, I was just fooling around!
*points down*
silly.
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What's up, douchebag?
little_rascal:
I assume that was a joke? Seeing as how I'm not the only NON Beaver believer. Besides, you don't even know how old I am or what my body type is.. neither of which you have correct.