Happy Daylight Savings Time!

March 13, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

The bad news is that you’ve lost an hour you could’ve spent working on your invention for the world’s first time-release booze capsule. But the good news is that there’s more sunshine time in the afternoon, which means the people of Miami get to stare at this melting Popsicle of wax even longer!

It’s The Real Housewives of NYC’s own Kelly Bensimon (To every bitch who bet this was Bill Hader as Steven Tyler: hand over your coins) sunning her gently worn leather carcass in Miami! Even though Kelly’s torso sort of looks like Voldemort with a clay mask on, her body is still making me scream, OH BOY!, OBERTO! So I can not and will not hate.

And in case you need something to wash your retinas with, I’ve also left you some pictures of the meaning of elegance, Shauna Sand, with her 90s Eurogay hustler boyfriend in Beverly Hills last night.

Tags: Elegance Has A Name, Real Housewives Shit, Shauna Sand

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