Presenting Mel Gibson’s Beaver!

For a second there it seemed like the Jodie Foster-directed The Beaver starring Mel Gibson was going to go straight into the KKK’s media library, but it will blow into theaters in the Spring after all and here’s the first trailer for it.

You know, I’m not really sure how to feel about this. I went in expecting to have a glum cunt look on my face throughout the entire trailer, but there’s small parts of it that kind of worked for me. I mean, who doesn’t love a talking dumpster beaver (just ignore that it’s attached to Mel) and Frightened Rabbit? However, the part where Jodie Foster pushes a beaver away to hold Mad Mel’s asshole face is ridiculous! Like Jodie would choose dickass Mel over a beaver? Shit, like any of us would choose fuckwat Mel over a beaver. On a positive note, if this shit becomes a hit, that means we’ll be one step closer to an UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER movie! Nikki Cox needs another comeback.

And expect the “BLOOOOOW ME BEAVER” mash-ups in 3..2..