DWTS: The Plot Thins!

Before Michael Bolton and his Magic Ken earring were told to walk the damn plank, Brooke Burke showed what she says is evidence that the audience booed at the judge’s scores and not Sarah Palin. The YouTuber who uploaded the clip above is not buying it and still thinks those boos were made specifically for Sarah Palin’s ear holes. Put your monocle up to the screen and decide for yourself. Or you can get me a box of Boo Berry, because that’s all I’ve been thinking about since this boo controversy started. Yes, my mind is always sitting at a breakfast nook circa the 1980s waiting for a fucking bowl of Boo Berry.

And if you’re a friend or family member of an ABC executive, there’s no reason to send out a search party to find them. They’ve been locked up with the other executives circle jerking to this “Boo-Gate” shit since Monday night. Every possible boo for Palin, is a stroke for an ABC exec!