A Manhattan veterinarian is throwing a lawsuit at the Hello Kitty butterfarty princess for not paying a $38,000 bill. Dr. Cindy Bressler says in the lawsuit that while Mimi was floating around the world promoting Precious, she took care of Mimi’s three Jack Russell terriers named Cha-Cha, Dolomite and JJ. This is why Mimi needs to produce a baby unicornling now, because she has proven that she is a master at giving out fucked up names. I mean, Cha-Cha, Dolomite and JJ?! Bitches sound like the members of an all-female electro rap group from the early 80s.
Anyneonanalglands, TMZ says that Dr. Cindy’s staff groomed and fed the dogs while Mimi was away. Dr. Cindy also states that only $8k of the $38k bill has been paid for. Dr. Cindy did not mention the time she defleaed the raggedy creature on Mimi’s head, so I’m guessing that was on the house.
Mimi’s custom-made Lisa Frank tampons cost more than that bill, so I’m not sure why she hasn’t paid up yet. But the more important question is, what were those dogs getting that cost $38,000?! Anal gland scrubs with caviar? Intense therapy?! Yeah, the latter is probably it. Seriously, $38,000 is more than what Glitter grossed internationally!