Because even Hazmat-made shampoo failed to remove the layers of meth smoke, whiskey crust, tan grease and various kinds of dick leche from Lindsay Lohan’s mop, she decided to throw bleach on the whole thing and go “White Oprah blonde.”
Apparently, LiLo spent over five hours inside of a West Hollywood getting this shit done last night. It would’ve taken less time but the sink kept clogging up with grease, so eventually they had to take her out back and hose her down.
Now I’m no Sally Beauty, but doesn’t some hair bleach products have a bit of alcohol in them? So wouldn’t the bleach seep into her pores causing her SCRAM anklet to start hollerin? Now we see this bitch. While her head marinated in bleach, her mouth was sucking on a tube attached to a keg filled with all kinds of the sweet nectar. You can’t say this mess isn’t resourceful.