Miley Being Miley

You might want to swallow that drink of moonshine before you keep reading, because this shit will make you choke on everything out of shock (no, it won’t). Radar is saying that there’s a tape going around of virginal Disney nun Miley Cyrus grinding on Adam Shankman at the wrap party for her movie The Last Song. Adam produced that wreck, and he also posted pictures on his Twitter a while ago of Miley giving him a fake lap dance.

Apparently, Miley and Adam were going so hard that several parents grabbed their children and headed for the exit. Radar explains:

The video, which RadarOnline.com has seen, shows Shankman on the dance floor with a drink in hand grinding up against Cyrus’ backside while she grinds back. At one point Cyrus turns around and seductively opens the top layer of her shirt, teasing Shankman with her flirty dance moves.

Although Shankman is an openly gay man, sources tell RadarOnline.com that the dancing was “very inappropriate” and they fear that Cyrus, 17, is “heading down the same path as Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears.”

In a second clip to the video, Cyrus is seen giving Shankman a lap dance while children under the age of 10 sit less than five feet away watching the Hannah Montana star, and neither her mother Tish nor father Billy Ray were present at the party sources tell RadarOnline.com.

This is the opposite of surprising. That’s how Miley ALWAYS dances. Anybody who has seen ten seconds of any of her performances knows this.

And I really doubt Billy Ray wasn’t there. Hell, he was probably the one videotaping it while Noah Cyrus clapped at her knee and shouted at Miley, “Put some stank on it like I taught ya, girl! Gititgititgitit!” Meanwhile, Tish was in the corner chewing the paint off a pillar. That’s how those Cyruses do!