On Howard Stern’s Sirius show yesterday, Courtney Love confessed that she fucked Gavin Rossdale on the regular while he was with Gwen Stefani. Courtney told Howard that Gwen knows all about it. So basically, Courtney is saying that Gwen is in fact a Hollaback Girl. That meaningful song now has no meaning. It’s all lies. Thanks for shattering our dreams, Court.
According to UsWeekly, Courtney said that she wanted to marry Gavin at one time. Courtney went on to say, “Everyone gave me so much shit because Gavin sounded like a lot like Kurt. But man, he was such an Adonis in his day! He got good in bed … something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know.”
When Howard asked Courtney if Gavin was giving it to her while he was giving it to Gwen, she answered, “Everyone … yeah … and a few other people. We didn’t have a lot of pressure on each other, but we did like each other quite a bit.”
I’m not sure I believe this, because Courtney’s memory is as foggy Willie Nelson’s tour bus. My guess is that Courtney Love gave Gavin MacLeod’s hairy bush a quick lick in a back alley one night while a homeless junkie hummed “Machinehead” on the corner….and she remembers it a little differently.