Kate Winslet And Sam Mendes Have Quit Each Other

March 15, 2010 / Posted by:

Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes have gone their separate ways after 7 years of marriage. Kate and Sam quietly broke up earlier this year after they realized their love died when they moved to the suburbs of Connecticut. Why didn’t they just go to Paris?! Why did Kate have to try to abort her own baby?! WHY?! WHY?! Note: That’s the plot of a movie, that isn’t real-life. I think.

Kate and Sam issued this diplomatic statement through a lawyer:

Kate and Sam are saddened to announce that they separated earlier this year. The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement. Both parties are fully committed to the future joint parenting of their children.” 

Just because Kate Winslet broke up with her husband doesn’t mean she’s going to dive to the bottom of the ocean to grab Leonardo DiCaprio’s hand and bring him back to shore with her so they can live happily ever after. That shit was jut a movie! Yes, Kate and Leo are always dry humping on each other at awards shows, but that doesn’t mean anything. They are just best girlfriends. Besides, Leonardo DiCatchaho only dates women he can order through the Sports Illustrated catalog.

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