RPattz Pours His Heart Out To The Sun

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattison have never admitted that they spend their nights trying to conceive Renesmee, because if they did, very Twihard’s vagina and/or b-hole would explode and the planet would be covered in labia and ass lips. Well, get your umbrella out, because The Sun claims that RPattz came clean (the first time he’s been clean in months) about his relationship with Kristen. This is what he told them after the BAFTAs on Sunday night:

“It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it’s impossible. We are here together and it’s a public event but it’s not easy. We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention.”

So RPattz and Kristen were supposed to come out as a couple at the BAFTAs, yet it’s impossible for them to be seen together? CUE BRITNEY!

Either RPattz was drunk, or The Sun reporter was the drunk one and mistakenly interviewed a sleepy-eyed hobo covered in body glitter thinking he was RPattz. A simple mistake.

Here’s Kristen Stewart at the Elle Style Awards in London last night.