Sophie Monk Is No CoCo

January 26, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Sophie Monk, an Australian singer/actress/model-type, says that her hongray vagina has a higher Google ranking than she does. Sounds about right.

According to Showbiz Spy, Sophie queefed:

“I can’t believe it. Another camel-toe! Everyone is going to think I have ginormous ***** because who gets more than one photo of camel-toe? I’ve got a small *****. I’m here trying so hard to work and all I get recognized for is my camel-toe. It’s more famous than me!”

This bitch’s camel toe needs to drink a giant trough of STFU! Her camel toe ain’t shit! In a camel toe derby, Sophie’s camel toe wouldn’t even make it out the damn gate! CoCo’s camel toe would stomp all over Sophie’s camel toe. In fact, CoCo’s camel toe eats Sophie’s camel toe for breakfast.

And for those of you who need to clean yourself up in the bathroom after reading the last sentence, order Sophie Monk a Cuchini before you do that. Bitch’s camel toe needs to bow out of this battle. CoCo’s got this.

Tags: CoCo, I Can't With You, Samantha Cole

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