Jon Grosselin Still Gets The Ladies

January 9, 2010 / Posted by:

Why does this picture look like the evil forest goblin snatching on to the town’s virgin before dragging her back to his lair? That’s because it is. Sort of.

Radar reports that Jon Grosselin’s voluptuous rack and creeping hairline has charmed yet another lady. Jon has moved on from Hailey Glassman and is now dating 25-year-old Morgan Christie. Just like Hailey, Morgan comes from a family with deep pockets. Sit on your hands, gold diggers of the world, because Jon is not a wallet fucker we are going to applaud for.

Jon and Morgan met at a ski resort in Utah. Morgan lives in California, but she flew to NYC to be with Jon for Christmas. Since that trip, a source says they have been texting non-stop.

Did Morgan not learn anything from Hailey? A potted plant can love her better than Jon Grosselin. My advice to Morgan is to immediately cleanse herself of the douche by sacrificing an Ed Hardy t-shirt. Once she’s done with that, she should got to the nearest nursery and find herself a good potted plant with a sturdy trunk and clean leaves.

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