No, They Are Not Licking On Each Other’s Parts

November 27, 2009 / Posted by:

Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston were on the same flight from LAX to Heathrow the other day, and when they landed they sped off in the same van. Orlando doesn’t have to worry about Aniston showing up to his house in the middle of the night wearing a wedding dress and carrying a cat dressed as a priest (Father Meow Meow), because the two are just fweeeends.

They were both making their way to Morocco to attend the re-opening of some hotel on Thanksgiving. Orlando met Miranda Kerr, his current taint bumper, there. So Bloomiston doesn’t exist for now.

Fishsticks Paltrow (sans her cunt of a husband) was also in Morroco to ruin the party for everyone by looking like a flaccid penis with a long foreskin problem.

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