Look at your window right now. If the streets are littered with heads covered with Urban Decay make-up and Manic Panic, it’s because Twitards are exploding over this picture of RPattz and Kristen Stewart touching hands in Paris. The stock for cookie dough will touch the heavens tomorrow, because the Twitards that didn’t lose their heads will drown their sorrows in all of Aniston’s favorites.
Anyway, here’s the those two fancy homeless people at the airport and also leaving their hotel in Paris tonight. Obviously, them touching jack-off hands means that they are secretly married and she’s pregnant with their sparkly vampire spawn who is slowly eating her insides. I swear I didn’t read the books. Don’t you dare accuse me of that!
But seriously, we all know this is just a publicity stunt. RPattz obviously feels the heat in his loins for the Twihard in the sixth thumbnail below.