Douche Battle Royale: The Video

Over a month ago, Joe Francis and Brody Jenner’s girlfriend Jayde Nicole got into a fight in the early morning hours at a night club in Los Angeles. It’s still shocking that Jon Gosselin was not involved in this showdown of the assholes.

Jayde filed a $1 million lawsuit against Joe claiming she suffered multiple injuries including a black eye, swollen face, bruises all over her body and emotional distress. Well, here’s the video courtesy of Radar!

Jayde says that in the video, she spots Joe trying to dry hump on one of her girlfriends. Jayde decided Joe needed to be cooled down, so she poured her glass of the sweet nectar all over him. Usually, alcohol makes a tampon soggy, but it only made Joe stronger. The dick bag flew into a rage, grabbed Jayde by the hair and pulled her through the crowd. It only took a quick second for a bunch of dudes to take Joe down and throw him out of the club. Jayde said she was left traumatized by the whole incident.

Now, I don’t know if Joe Francis should be jailed for life for this, but I do know that he should be jailed for life for being Joe Francis. I also know that this clip could be used as advertising for whoever does Jayde’s weave, because I didn’t seen even one track flying.