Vadge Is Only Hongray For Young Meat

During a radio interview with Ryan Gaycrest on KIIS-FM yesterday, Vadge said she’s pretty much done with retirement home dick and will only fuck with you if your balls haven’t dropped yet. If you know what Desperately Seeking Susan is, then you are probably too old to ride THAT RIDE. Consider yourself lucky.

When Ryan asked Vadge why she loves the youngins’ who barely started growing pubic hair, she said, “You have to be old enough to dress yourself. Younger people are generally more adventurous – they’re more open, more fun. Have you met many guys my age? Guys my age are married or divorced or grumpy, fat and balding.”

Grumpy, fat or balding?! Some men are like dildos and get better with age. Here are 6 pieces that are 51-years-old, just like Vadge!

I mean, she would really turn down the chance to let the Lord of the Dance riverdance all over her cooch? And she wouldn’t want lick on the rod that was blessed by the Empress of Lucite?! What about The Guttenberg, or Prince, or Gary Oldman?! Everybody wants to be the cream on a Guttenberg/Prince/Oldman sundae! And as for Alec Baldwin, well she’s right when it comes to him. Alec’s peen alone can probably be described as “grumpy and balding.” It probably has bad breath too. But we’d all still hit it just to hear him call our fuck parts “a thoughtless little pig.” Give us that filthy talk, Alec!