Chenbot Had A Chenbaby

September 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Julie Chen, the robot overlord of Big Brother and main teleprompter reader on The Early Show, gave birth to her first BABY!!! this morning in Los Angeles. Julie and her husband, the HBIC of CBS Les Moonves, gave him the normal human name of Charlie Moonves.

And we’ve got another baby…… Bitches be having BABIES everywhere! To the left, to the right, above us, below us…EVERYWHERE! If you’re walking down the street, don’t be surprised if a baby falls on your head. If you’re at the store, don’t flinch when a baby jumps out at you in the milk section. And you might want to keep scuba equipment next to your bed, because we will all be drowning in amniotic fluid soon.

VIA THR

SHARE
Our commenting rules: Don't be racist or bigoted, or post comments like "Who cares?", or have multiple accounts, or repost a comment that was deleted by a mod, or post NSFW pics/videos/GIFs, or go off topic when not in an Open Post, or post paparazzi/event/red carpet pics from photo agencies due to copyright infringement issues. Also, promoting adblockers, your website, or your forum is not allowed. Breaking a rule may result in your Disqus account getting permanently or temporarily banned. New commenters must go through a period of pre-moderation. And some posts may be pre-moderated so it could take a minute for your comment to appear if it's approved. If you have a question or an issue with comments, email: michaelk@dlisted.com

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >