Stripper, Prostitute Whore….And Amateur Pornstar!

June 17, 2009 / Posted by:

The first season of The Real Housewives of NJ was all about that damn book and I’m guessing the second one is going to be all about Danielle’s supposed sex tapes! You know this was coming next. Unfortunately, Danielle’s fuck tape partner is Steve Zalewski, the 27-year-old she dated on the show. The one who suffers from a serious case of BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT.

Steve tells Star Magazine that he has several tapes of Danielle doing sexy to him and herself. Steve says Danielle is a freak who wanted to bone all the time and everywhere. They did it in restaurant bathrooms and in a car parked at a police firing range.

Steve is peddling the tapes for a pretty penny, because he says Danielle owes him. Steve said, “She tries to look affluent. But sometimes she couldn’t pay the household bills or buy food. Even then, she’d want to borrow 20 grand from me to buy jewelry! I’m definitely weighing my options as far as selling them and getting them out there. She cost me so much money, why shouldn’t I make a few dollars?”

Why would Steve want to embarrass himself even more? Everyone is already making fun of his nasty ass because he’s a 27-year-old who looks like a retired used car salesman with bad halitosis and permanently chapped nipples. Does he really want us all to see his wrinkly nalgas and seasoned nutsack?

As for Danielle, she would have a sex tape. It’s the next step in whorevolution. Stripper, hooker, gold digger and then pornstar!

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