Susan Boyle Is Taking Over The World!

April 16, 2009 / Posted by:

The drought ended after Susan Boyle’s performance on Britain’s Got Talent made millions cry a river of joyous tears. My inbox has gotten more action from Susan Boyle than “Generic Viagra” or “18yo Russian girlfriend.”. So for those of you that just want to pour caramel sauce on Susan’s bushbrows and eat ’em up, here’s her interview from The Early Show today. Even Patti LuPone, the original Fantine Les Miz, called up Susan and said, “Susan, you’ve got pluck, girl.Way to slap a ho in the caterpillar-brows, Patti! Even I don’t mind the fact that her eyebrows look like the spawn of Vadge’s sascrotch. Gorgeous cholita eyebrows aren’t for everyone! Susan is still perfect.

Susan and I totally have something in common. We both display greeting cards in our homes. Why do I do that?! I think because they compliment my Precious Moments collection.

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