Please put a glob of peanut butter on a trap, so that the mangy tortured rodent attacking the back of Kate Gosselin’s head can be put out of its misery. Business in the front, skunky in the back.
If Kate is really going to go there, she needs to commit! I want to see her wearing a flannel with a K.D. Lang t-shirt underneath it and a furry vagina in her mouth, because this hair has 90s bull dyke written all over it.
Here’s Kate from that Jon & Kate Plus 8 show signing her new book at Barnes & Noble in Glendale, CA yesterday. Hopefully, Kate and Kim Zolciak are never in the same room together, because their mops would disappear into a dark corner together and mate. Nobody wants that.