A Cokey On A Crackie

March 26, 2009 / Posted by:

Only a crackhead would sneak into a bitch’s car thinking they’ll never get caught. But if you are a crackhead and you can’t fight the urge to do that, then you might as well sneak into Kate Moss’ car, because you know that bitch has mountains of the fairy powder all over the place.

That’s probably what some crazy ass ho was thinking when she slid into Kate’s car last night. The always fucked up Kate didn’t even notice, probably because she had some of that coke dust in her eyes, and sat right on the loon! The loon let out a screech and her cover was blown! Kate got up, security grabbed the crazy and threw her out. FOILED! The lunatic’s dream of snorting one of Kate’s coke boogers was shattered.

And is Kate looking a little knocked up in the belly area? Or maybe those 6 ear piercings that are visiting from 1992 are making her look fat.

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