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March 17, 2009 / Posted by:

Guy Ritchie was all smiley while leaving a restaurant in London last night. Yeah, I know that look. It’s the “I’m about to get my dick sucked” smile. You know his peen lips are practically whistling in excitement. And a few minutes later, Elle Macpherson came out….also smiling. The two apparently had dinner together.

While Guy’s ex-master, Vadge, is slapping dicks with a piece who can be her grandbaby, Guy is playing with bitches his own age. And it must be a nice feeling to do sexy times with a woman without worrying about her biting your peen off with her vag of destruction. Not to mention that when he cuddles up on Elle, it doesn’t feel like he’s hugging a broiled piece of chicken jerky.

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