Charlie’s Zombies

February 16, 2009 / Posted by:

I have been feeling like the bottom of a cat litter box today, but now I feel like a fresh Mother’s cookie after seeing this picture. At least I look like I can breathe oxygen without the help of a tank.

Fuck damn these bitches look beat. And the ho on the left isn’t SamRo after hitting puberty. It’s designer Matthew Williamson at the opening of his new store in NYC.

They should hang this picture up in schools to promote staying off the bad shit and eating vegetables instead.

I don’t know who looks more haggard: HoHan or Chupa Zoe? I mean, HoHan looks like she crawled out of an OxyContin bottle. And Chupa looks like she can’t chew solid foods. If you sprinkled salt over them, they’d shrivel down even more. Somebody needs to hook them up to an Ensure drip.

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