Harvey almost makes me happier than an open bar. Almost. If Harvey was carrying a bottle of Alize, my face would probably turn inside out. Since Harvey is one of my favorite things since Dippin’ Dots, I am keeping up with his entire Los Angeles adventure.
Today, Harvey visited the Junior Blind of America center with a camera crew in tow. My wish is that they are filming HARVEY: The 3D Spectacular Sensation, but I’m assuming it’s just for Peter Andre and Katie Price’s shit reality show.
This is the part where they whore out their almost-blind soon and have a few laughs about it. Oh, Harvey. Please tell me them to “fuck off” in seven different languages, because I know you can.