Bear Grylls Named His Son Huckleberry

Bear Grylls, the fake survivor bitch who has that show on the Discovery Channel, has welcomed a new baby boy with his wife Shara. They already hate their child, because they named him Huckleberry Edward Jocelyne Grylls. Huckleberry. As in Hound. As in Finn. As in fucking Huckleberry. What is this boy supposed to do with that name? Travel along the damn Mississippi River and speak in a slow Southern drawl. Or grow up to be a pot of jam.

This isn’t Bear’s first time at the fucked up baby name rodeo. They named their second son Marmaduke. Marmafuckingduke!!! Yes, like that big ass cartoon dog! That is pure evil. These people have bear jizz for brains. Somebody seriously stop them from having more kids, because you know they will name their next one Boo Boo or Snagglepuss. I’m being serious.

Bear and Shara’s first son Jesse is probably laughing his ass off at Marmaduke and Huckleberry.

DAAAAAM!!! THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON’S SHIT! That is the proper response for any kind of fuckery.

Source: People