They Move Fast

October 8, 2008 / Posted by:

It was New Orleans yesterday and France today for the Brangelina holy family. Maddox probably got a major craving for authentic french fries so off they went! Don’t let the jet fool you. That’s not how they travel. It’s just for show. Saint Morticia just has to look up at God, wink, say “oooh la la” and BAM! They’re in France. Air travel is for mere mortals!

The two airport bitches don’t seem impressed. They’re too busy crossing their arms and staring. They obviously aren’t Brangaloonies or they’d be on the ground licking Angie’s footsteps.

When I first saw these pictures, I thought to myself, “Damn. Are those kids wearing homeless rags?” Then I realized they were wearing pajamas. Boring pajamas at that! Why aren’t they wearing pajamas with the feet? Those were my favorite when I was kid. Okay, I still wear them. But only during the winter times! Okay, I wear them all the time. Well, they make my feet feel safe and loved.

Wait….Hold up….. Is Shiloh walking?! Is that possible? Maybe that’s a doppelganger! The real Shiloh doesn’t walk…… This must be a sign it’s the end of days.

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