Don’t Lie To Letterman

September 25, 2008 / Posted by:

John McCain was supposed to sit with David Letterman last night, but he called in at the last minute to cancel because he had to fly to the capital to deal with our broke down economy. A little while into the show after Letterman and Keith Olbermann talked about McCain suspending his campaign and other shit, Letterman was told that McCain was not on a plane bound for DC, but in a studio down the street with Katie Couric. Letterman cut to a live feed of McCain talking with Katie and said, “Do you need a ride to the airport?!

Oh shit. This reminds me of the time that I called in sick to the night shift at my old job. I told them I was practically dying and couldn’t get out of bed. Well, a couple of hours later I ran into one of my bosses at the gay bar. HA! I was stuttering so fucking much, I sounded like I had Tourettes. I kind of just shrugged, said I felt better and told him I thought a Hot Toddy would cure my illness. I was drinking vodka. That’s when I excused myself from the bar and never went back to that job again.

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