Dumbass on a webcam alert! Diddy has taken time out from his busy schedule of moisturizng the sexy to respond to the claims that he lied about owning a private jet. While watching the video, try not to focus on his eyebrows. I made that mistake and spent most of the time obsessing about how I’d like to pluck his brows clean.
Diddy says in his vblog that his private jet is registered under the name “Ciroc Obama” and he only owns the wing. He really should have included a laugh track in this video, because the only thing I heard after his joke was the sound of my dog wet farting. Now Diddy knows how I feel.
And make sure to watch it until the end. Diddy singing “biiiiittttcheeeeeees,” has put him in the same douche stratosphere as Spencer Pratt.