How fitting is that? A dog making dog food! RACHEL Ray has put out a line of premium dog food for her relatives. Yes, I know it’s RACHAEL, but you know she hates it when people eff up her name.
Rachael’s new line of dog food will be called Rachael Ray Nutris. It will feature two flavors, gross and grosser. Proceeds from the sale of her dog food will be donated to her favorite charity: The Rachael Ray Checking Account Fund. No, that shit will be donated to Rachael’s Rescue.
She said, “I love my dog Isaboo, and as a member of my family, I need to make sure that she eats as well as the rest of us. With the launch of Nutrish, I now have the opportunity to share with other pet lovers some of her favorite meals, flavors and special treats.” ISABOO?! That poor dog is seriously waiting for the fucking day when RACHEYPOO isn’t paying attention. Don’t worry, Isaboo (HA!), that day is coming.
I just asked my dog if he will ever be dining on Rachael’s doggy food. He dry barfed and farted at the same time. No joke.