Knox Or Rex?

July 16, 2008 / Posted by:

As you know, Brangie named one of those chosen twins, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt. A source told Rush & Molloy that they were this close to naming him “Rex.” Six weeks ago, they ordered a play mat from with the name “Rex Leon Jolie Pitt” embroidered on it. They recently ordered a new play mat with the Messiah’s new name on it.

Brangie wanted a boy’s name ending with the letter x to go with their other boy’s names. That means when they have a fourth son (which they will), they will name him Chex, Mex, Sex, Tex, Hax, Lax, Bux, Sux or Lox. I can do that all day. Max, Tax, Sax….

In other Golden Twins news, the bidding war for the first pictures is heating up. The newspaper in Nice, France claims they made a deal for $11 million. But some reports claim the battle continues and the pictures will most likely get around $15 to $20 million.

The magazine who wins will not only have to sell all their first borns to pay for the pictures, but they will also have to spend more dough to pay scientists to invent special cameras. There’s no way these special twins can be photographed with just a regular camera. Their greatness will break lenses.

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