Danny Noriega’s Gorgeous Chola Mother Is Not Going To The American Idol Finale!

May 16, 2008 / Posted by:

Stop everything! This is the worst news ever. Danny Noriega’s gorgeous chola mother is not going to the Idol finale, because Danny Noriega isn’t going! Danny posted a YouTube for his fans and he went off on American Idol for not inviting him to the finale. Danny had to track down the skanks who are in charge of tickets, but he was told the show was full. The other semi-finalists were also not invited.

Screw the finale! I was hoping for lovely close-ups of gorgeous chola mother and now my dreams have been shattered! I’m sure a bunch of FOX stars that nobody cares about will be sitting front row. Bump their asses off and give those tickets to gorgeous chola mother and her son.

I must go console myself by snuggling up to a Sharpie.

Video of Danny’s rant below:

Source: Vote For The Worst

Thanks Ben

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