John Mayer is back in Miami with Jennifer Aniston. He probably got sick of her burning his cell phone up 100 times a day. The eHarmony couple reunited on the set of “Marley & Me.” Page Six reports that the two immediately starting making out. Damn. Aniston hasn’t gotten this much action since….ever! She’s used to men giving her a peck on the cheek and leaving her with the check.
Page Six also claims Mayer was caught “canoodling” with a blonde five days ago and it wasn’t Jennifer Aniston. Scandal! Already cheating on her. Please. Mayer “canoodles” with everyone. Instead of shaking the hand of someone he just meets, he canoodles with them. He’s a canoodler.
Here’s Jenny and John having a gay old time at the pool of the Mandarin Oriental in Miami. Aniston is only laughing, because Mayer just pissed in the pool and it’s all warm and shit. You know he totally does that.