The Little Travolta

John Travolta loves Broadway! And he really loves The Little Mermaid on Broadway. Page Six reports that John took hi 8-year-old daughter to the show recently and sang along to every song. John then went backstage where he screeched in excitement at all the faaaaaaabulous costumes. A source said, “He was touching all the costumes, he looked amazed. He said he was way, way into the show. He stayed backstage for a while.”

This is funny to me, because gay images were created in my brain of John rubbing his cheek over the costumes. It also sounds like he’s one of those annoying hos that sings loudly and shit during musicals. There’s always one of them in the audience.

Now I know what goes down in Tom Cruise’s Scientology dungeon. John and Tom recreate scenes from The Little Mermaid. I bet their “Kiss the Girl” scene is something spectacular.

John’s rep said, “His daughter loves the show, so he knows it well.” Uh…huh! His daughter probably wanted to see Rent instead.