They Should Have Tried Priceline

April 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Brangelina wanted a 95% discount from a resort in Texas. They probably tried to use the discount code: SAINTS. I guess it didn’t work. MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that they had wanted to stay in a private house at the Hyatt Lost Pines Resort while Brad shoots “Tree of Life” in Texas. The cost is $2,000 a night, but Brangelina didn’t want to pay that shit.

Instead of saying, “Ok cool. We don’t want to pay that, so we’ll check into the motel down the street.” They told the resort they would pay $3,000 for 30 days. That’s a 95% discount! Production only wanted to pay $3,000 on lodging, because their budget is small. Brangelina decided to rent a house instead. Cheap fucks!

I’m telling you, they should have asked Maddox to check Priceline. Sometimes when I’m really fucking bored and drunk (which is often), I go on Priceline and offer $1 for fancy ass hotels and shit. One day, a hotel is going to accept!

Here’s some shots of Brad Pitt at Idol Gives Back the other night. He sang a duet with Danny Noriega. I WISH!

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