Show Me The Bump!

February 3, 2008 / Posted by:

Brangelina attended the Santa Barbara Film Festival last night where Angie was awarded the greatest person ever to ever live award or something like that. Actually, she won for performance of the year for “A Mighty Heart.” Let’s just jack her off some more. She hasn’t had enough.

Angelina looked absolutely stunning in Torrid’s finest. It looks like all her 50 kids had a paint fight on her. Maddox did the hot pink part. That looks like his touch.

And will someone rip that wig or whatever that is off of Brad Pitt’s head! That hair makes him look like a soccer mom trying to fight her lesbian urges.

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