Burning Pussy

January 28, 2008 / Posted by:

Kate Beckinsale told People that she had a little trouble with her pussy while getting ready for the SAG Awards last night. Kate said, “Our cat [Clive] caught fire on a candle. As I was getting ready, there was like ‘whoosh’ a fireball and he went up like a rocket.” She then laughed about it.

What a bitch! Burning pussy is no joke! Clive should set hers on fire and see how she likes it. Kate said Clive is fine, but the smell of “burnt cat” is stinking up their house. Burnt cat probably smells better than the usual Beckinsale household scent of desperation and doucheness. Her husband is pretty foxy though.

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