The Smurfs Are Old As Hell

January 14, 2008 / Posted by:

The Smurfs kicked off their 50th birthday celebration in Belgium today. Old ass bitches! They were created in 1958 by cartoonist Pierre Culliford. Their hit TV show started in 1981. To celebrate organizers will release a 3D Smurf movie next year, a new comic book and a remastered DVD collection of their TV show.

There will also be a party today in Brussels with Smurfberry cake and sasparilla juice.

My favorite was of course Smurfette followed by that fag, Vanity. They were such sluts. They probably did ass-to-ass for the other Smurfs and organized a bukkake party. I wonder what color Smurf jizz is? Those two are still my heroes.

Happy Birthday to the Smurfs!


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