Heather Mills Is Furious That She’s Not Getting Free Clothes

November 16, 2007 / Posted by:
 
That's it! This has gone too far! Stella McCartney is not giving her ex-stepmother, Heather Mills, free clothes! What has the world come to!!?!!
 
Heather's crazy yet hot publicist, Michele Elyzabeth, told Page Six that Stella offered a 10% off discount from her expensive crap and Heather is mortified!
 
Michele said, "Stella told Heather she'd give her just 10 percent off at her boutique in London. And they were related. But that just goes along with everything we know about Stella now."
 
Michele went on to say that Stella has never liked Heather and wouldn't even donate her perfume to be included in gift bags for one of Heather's charities. They had to get perfume from Elizabeth Arden instead. STOP THE MADNESS! End the world right now! Stella is the devil! 
 
Aha! I absolutely adore Michele Elyzabeth. She is just on another planet. A planet called INSANE. Heather is Stella's EX-stepmother. She owes her nothing. Especially since Heather is trying to rape Stella's daddy out of millions upon millions. That's like me giving free blowjobs to my ex-boyfriends! Ok…..shut up! I only did it that once! Twice. Thrice?
 
 
 
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