Dick On Fire

August 24, 2007 / Posted by:
 
A Russian woman was arrested after she set fire to her ex-husband's penis while he sat naked, drinking Vodka and watching TV. The couple divorced three years ago, but continued to live together. This is common in Russia, because rent is so high.
 
The woman apparently lost it and couldn't handle it anymore.
 
The man said, "It was monstrously painful. I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this." It's not certain if his dick will ever be the same.
 
So you're sitting there with the gentle breezes brushing your peen, watching "To Russia With Love", sipping on some Svedka and before you know it you're transported to Hawaii and you're a human tiki torch!
 
That being said, that crazy Russian bitch has talent! How she was able to sneak up behind him and set that dick on fire is beyond me. She should join Cirque Du Soleil!
 
Source
Thanks Shell
 
 
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