August 18, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
I don't mean his wife you silly fools! I mean he's growing an actual beard on his face! Get your mind out of the gay. Personally, I'm not sure if Hugh likes to hide the sausage in the man stink. I mean let's say I got famous and needed to get me-self a beard. I'd get a hot ass bitch like CoCo or Kim Kardashian. A hot bitch with shit for brains. Those kinds make the best beards, because they will never realize that you are using them to keep the straight front. They won't even think it's weird that you're doing their brother, because they are so stupid, but hot.
Here's Hugh, his beard and his wife at the Red Ball in Melbourne.